The Taste Test
Another dirty one,
A blind man walks into a dinner and sits down at a booth. The Waiter walks up to his table.

"What can I get you today?" says the Waiter.

"I have a kind of strange request." says the blind man.

"What’s that?" says the Waiter.

"Can I have the unwashed fork of the person you waited on before me?" says the blind man.

The waiter thinks for a minute.

"Um ok" says the waiter.

The Waiter brings the blind man the fork and the blind man slips it into his mouth. He sucks on it for a short time.

"The meat loaf and mash potatoes are delicious I’ll have that" says the blind man.

The waiter is grossed out but also impressed he was right about the dish. The blind man eats tips very well and leaves. The blind man comes back the next two days in a row with the same request and both times he was correct about the dish of the person before him. The next day when he arrives the Waiter notices him walking in.

"Jenny, Jenny" the Waiter says flagging down a Waitress he works with.

"This time I wanna have some fun with this fun. Here put this into your panties." He says as he hands Jenny a fork. Jenny giggles and does as he asked. He walks but to the table with the fork in hand ready for the blind mans daily request. The blind man as always asks for the fork of the person waited on before him. The Waiter hands him the fork fighting his laughter. The blind man pops in into his mouth.

"hmmmmm." says the blind man sucking the fork for a short time

"I had no idea Jenny worked here!"

ha lol wettin kin joke be dis. Lmoa that sh, is funny, and that guy is not blind heis retarded.

u go fear.

lol

I guess the blind man sings tenor. .thats sexiest!

;d ;d ;d ;d

hehehe ERROR detected

naughty girl

How the go dey go for ya side?

I just had my bath an hr n some change back for the 1st time this yr. .so much to do, eat n drink. .bbq is still going on sef.

D man get keen sense of taste! Bad blindee!

lol

hw una dey?

Na wa for the joke sef  

Whats wrong with it?

eldav:

hw una dey?

super fly. .and u?

@lysaa

im cool n happy.

hw was d church service lst nite?

AWESOME tho had to stayed awake for a long time and it's still telling on me.

Have u ever had times u know u need n feel to sleep yet u just can't? Well, maybe its a mind thing.

@lysaa

haha

yeah,dat hapuns 2 me,though rarely.i jst hv 2 sleep durin d day,den at 9yt i'll hv no prob.

u doin anytin interestin?

NOPE. .just running up n down the stairs . .why?

eldav:

@lysaa

haha

yeah,dat hapuns 2 me,though rarely.i jst hv 2 sleep durin d day,den at 9yt i'll hv no prob.

u be lieutenant or sergeant? lol

what kinda improper fraction error is that?

I feel there's no way day sleep can replace the night's no matter how long it goes for.

NATURE IS SELFISH.  

i jst dey wonda if u jst dey stare at ur gadget or weda u get any oda tin kipin u company.

lol. .u know what?

going up the stairs really gets me down so i beg to leave now.

take care of u.

u 2.

Choi!

hey taz, happy new year

^^ Thanks love! Happy new year to you too!

ur welcome sweety

^^ Nice joke there.

happy new year,tanimz.

Imeala Eldav!

Happy new year to you too! May this new year bring more blessings to your life and those of your loved ones!

Amen!

i want 2 knw d meaning of JERONKE.is it yoruba?

^^ It should be. Ronke is a female name, never heard of Jeronke though. Sorry.

ok,bt wat does ronke mean/signify?