Mr.Bones:

lol u pronounce jxt like a second hand americana

Mo ma yin e ni banger o- i will throw banger on you

I pronounce it just right

Mr.Bones:

id u dey everywhere like ghost. Me self don dey fear u jor

i remain a Badosky fear suppose hold u na

Mr.Bones:

Efe don't even go there abeg! I no wan wound maself dis night.

Look at the way u're parading urself wit men up and down.

I even wan commit genocide becos of that.

[e] Jxt spare[/e] me

I dey settle down for a quiet nite in wiff my shuma

scented bath, sexy candles, KFC and horror movies - na u come carry your wrinked jacket enter palour say you wan teach am your language?

go commit genocide if you wish - e go spare you the pain of being a divorcee

Idowuogbo:

my name sweet u die it jus dey roll 4 your mouth , u like am pass odeku

like wetin? Infact, I dey vex wiff ya and I want a refund of ma money!

you tell me say after the intensive christmas training for your chicken farm,

vicks go come out as better rehabilitated person - ready to enter society again

but he's worse than when he entered your camp!!  

Mr.Bones:

id u dey everywhere like ghost. Me self don dey fear u jor

nor mind am! she get eye for front, back and even ontop her head!  

efe na ur fault no b u sef make i release am sey cold wan finish ur ovularia

Mr.Bones:

Efe u mean i shud kill u together with your cohorts? . Sorry u're not worth that

no just yourself - but nor do am for ma back yard sha

worth wetin ke? I nor even remember you - abeg refresh ma memory

Idowuogbo:

efe na your fault no b u sef make i release am sey cold wan finish your ovularia

eh! nor carry d blame 4 ma head jor!

you say in 1 week - d guy dey wiff you for 1 month

and no change - oya refund pls

and you're welcome to take him back jor - I nor want again - na ancient history

Mr.Bones:

Kunbee jiri ya wa yọ- take it easy. Na play i de play o! - egwurugu ka mụ ne egwu

Mo dariji e- i don forgive u

oya make I join una two sef

Kunbee - how d'you say I luv u in yoruba? (Mo ni fe re?)

Vicks - how d'you say go fetch water for me in igbo? (Bia, je chutere miri?)

^^ Shior??

wetin I do now?

you nor want make I learn una language?

okay, then - nps

I'm off - Goodnight all

Kunbee, later

^^later

Mr.Bones:

Kunbee gịnị mere akiko e no na a ko gbasara gi bụ nwoke? - what happened to the story u normally told about u being a man?

Mi o so fun e pe obinrin ni mi- when did i tell u i was female

I never said i was a female, so why are you are labeling me

Nope, am a vampire

OK o, bye

Kunt bee


Who u calling a b, a.s.t.a.r, d
u dis mumu ajegunle brought up


And never in your life u go say dat 'THING" wey u and her dey practice lesbianism due to many disappointments from men be my sister again.

Never!

shit muen,

who vex stud, calm down bro

wait, u mean vicks went to Id's camp for rehabilitation training, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Studio CFR:

Kunt bee


Who u calling a b, a.s.t.a.r, d
u dis mumu ajegunle brought up


And never in your life u go say dat 'THING" wey u and her dey practice lesbianism due to many disappointments from men be my sister again.

Never!

You dont have sense

Have a nice day

Heyyy Vicks wassuping

Omo i think about that thing na bad habit o

Im fine jare

Hhahaha maybe


I don tell you sey i be vampire na