An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two

months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of
the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room
with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: "Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but
I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life.

Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a

hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep

Nwannem, akuko gia etee na nu. It's an old joke in this forum, create your own jokes. -Dr Smile

well didnt know ooo, i dont come 2 joke side, ma aunty sent me da joke 2day and i decided 2 share, no probs if ppl have seen it b4

Still funny though

sunej abea bu ebe anuli kedu kwanu jokes nke gi man,


ina di afa ka onye india.