This thread is a thread that allows u 2 think of d least likely situation u can find urself in and ur reaction 2 it. 4 instance: a friend of mine was travelling in a luxurious bus and d guy beside her masturbated and poured al ova his body and hers. What would u ve done? Pls contribute.

notin lyk dat.

Lol,i meant what if u were my friend. And add ur own imagined scenes 2

if i was ur friend,i'ma clean myself up,den move away 4rm d wacko guy.

With the example u posted Yinka, I would have <I think> slapped the guy silly, punched some sense into him and given him a clean upper cut to arrange his unconcious body on the seat. Then I go shift go anoda seat. I'm thinkn I'm a karate pro

Is the poster talking from experience?

[b]Kai!!!!![/b]u amde me hiss for real to my Pc @ wokr,they tot sumtin waz wrong wit moi,
cant even imagine it,

travelled to visit sumone and u dnt hv enuf money, on gettin there,d person has travelled as well,

Eldav i always suspected u of bin a gentleman. Araregem,wow,i wld luv 2 c ur collection of belts.stud,sharrap dere if u no fit talk beta tin. Shakara,i fil 4 u oh,ao u com do am?

i follow coca cola truck com bak oooh,


wasnt a gud xperience at all, na dat day i know say as i black like this me i still d BLUSH

yes,yinkalink,i'm a gentle man.

And a peace loving one at dat.

*peace*

OH!!!!!!!!!! una don start again, which kyn post be diz 1 na

Shakara that your story na die o!

At least you get luck say rain nor fall dat day sef

@Yinka - Ewww

as for your friend, she nor see when the psycho start to dey play wiff imself??

she for run comot b/4 the explosion - that babe nor dey too sharp

there was notin that she could have done under d circumstances.she did c him but she acted like she didn't, then all of a sudden BOOM, splashing her legs.

infact, u can ewww that again

lol!

so you mean the guy just pull im w!lly out of im pants in full view - dey flash for the babe??

c'mon!

apparently he thought every1 was asleep. it was at nyt.

Two words then: Nasty Psycho!

don't b 2 harsh, he just wanted 2 release himself, he was so too

u know what they say, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

c joke.

e reach to fear now

i dey fear the joke pass the posta.

Efemena_xy:

Shakara that your story na die o!

At least you get luck say rain nor fall dat day sef 

@Yinka - Ewww 

as for your friend, she nor see when the psycho start to dey play wiff imself??

she for run comot b/4 the explosion - that babe nor dey too sharp

Efe free me. It's only an imagined circumstance in a Jokes Section. E nor fit even happen for real life, atleast not to me.

^^ Shior, but na Yinka I dey talk to now!

abi na u be d babe for the gist?

Thread Derailers.*hisses* mscheeeeeew . . . . Efe. . . . .you're becomin' a real pain in my butt . . . . . .

^^say my name, say my name!

I nor get your time - now vamoose!

since i be guy if babe masturbate 4 my side no be to find way help am finish in style,abi?

Efemena_xy:

^^ Shior, but na Yinka I dey talk to now!

abi na u be d babe for the gist? 

No o. Sorry Efe, I didn't read properly.

Efe. . . . Oya kneel down, raise your hands and close your eyes. . . . You go hear am today. . . .
Araregem. . . . last warnin' dont talk to my daughter like that. . . . . . . .

Boss Ttdiamonds:

Efe. . . . Oya kneel down, raise your hands and close your eyes. . . . You go hear am today. . . .
Araregem. . . .  last warnin' dont talk to my daughter like that. . . . . . . .

Sorry o. I didn't know you were there

diz posta deserve fried slap.

fried slap. hmnn, interesting. who wan give me slap? u?

i no dey give slap,
na toasted blow i dey give,

No be only toasted,na roasted u go give. Me i no dey give slap, na advice i give. Walk down d road n go hug transformer,if dat wan no reach u, "go find a cliff,do a jimmy-jump off" just kidding