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''dont I Look Like A Count?'' by Nobody: 9:42am On Jan 05, 2011
A Teacher asks her class if anyone can make a sentence with fascinate,so jennifer raises her hand and says ''The sky is fascinating''

The teacher says ''No thats fascinating''

Brain raises his hand and says ''When i saw the tiger at the zoo i was fascinated''

The teacher says ''No thats fascinated''

So little Johnny raises his hand and says ''My mum bought a new blouse with 12 pearls buttons but her tit's are so big that she 'fasten eight'

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