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| Akpan by whiteroses(f): 4:26pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Proud Father Akpan: I am proud because my Son is in College Friend: Really? What is he studying? Akpan: No, he is not studying, they are studying him. Akpan Bought a Car Akpan Comes back to his car and finds a note saying "parking fine" He writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliments more to came brb  |
| Re: Akpan by shakara4u(m): 4:30pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Akpan;people think am God whiteroses'why do u tink so apkan;coz anytym they c me they say oh God is here again |
| Re: Akpan by Dabss(m): 4:33pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
lol |
| Re: Akpan by Dyt(f): 5:04pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Stale |
| Re: Akpan by KDK(m): 5:00am On Jan 08, 2011 |
U guys might av seen dis before but all same, i share. Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. Along with them comes a police inspector to find out how they died. "First body: Frenchman, 60. Died of heart failure while making love to his Mistress. Hence, the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner. "Second body: Scotsman, 25. Won a thousand pounds on the lottery. Spent It all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning.Hence the smile." The Inspector asks, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the Coroner, "this is the most unusual one. , AKPAN, a street sweeper from Nigeria , 30. Struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. Thought he was having his picture taken! |
| Re: Akpan by Dabss(m): 6:58am On Jan 08, 2011 |
lmao  |
| Re: Akpan by Madukaele(m): 7:15am On Jan 08, 2011 |
poster make calabar guys no vex with u oo. 9ice |
| Re: Akpan by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:58am On Jan 08, 2011 |
See as you take fall the hands of nigerians. . . . . Eh. . . . . Which levels now. . .?. . . |
| Re: Akpan by KDK(m): 10:06am On Jan 08, 2011 |
@ Da boss, glad u like it. @ Boss TtDiamonds, no be my fault na, glad u like it too. |
| Re: Akpan by Donshegxy10(m): 9:42pm On Jan 08, 2011 |
Thumbs up!!! |
| Re: Akpan by oderemo(m): 1:24am On Jan 09, 2011 |
Guy waiting for bus no.42 for almost 2hrs Akpan , :, ::: says y wait that long for bus no 42 when u can easily take 2 of bus no. 21 to same destination . Gbam gbam. |
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