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Jesus' Wife by Perfectbeing(m): 7:52am On Apr 23, 2020
One day Jesus went to his father and said "father I have found myself a wife" .
And the father said, tell us what she looks like.
And Jesus said she is a prostitute, a liar, a thief, whoremonger, witch, back bitter, deceiver, unfaithful, a cheat, an abuser, selfish, murderer, hater, sick, poor, impoverished,
and her father is the devil and everything about her is wrong but I love her.
And God said
TAKE HER SON LET'S HAVE A FEAST!

Eph 2:1-6. (NLT)
1. Once you were dead because of your disobedience and your many sins.
2 You used to live in sin, just like the rest of the world, obeying the devil—the commander of the powers in the unseen world. He is the spirit at work in the hearts of those who refuse to obey God.
3: All of us used to live that way, following the passionate desires and inclinations of our sinful nature. By our very nature we were subject to God’s anger, just like everyone else.
4: But God is so rich in mercy, and he loved us so much,
5: that even though we were dead because of our sins, he gave us life when he raised Christ from the dead. (It is only by God’s grace that you have been saved!)
6. For he raised us from the dead along with Christ and seated us with him in the heavenly realms because we are united with Christ Jesus.

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