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Life Facts by silencer73(m): 1:54pm On Apr 26, 2020
They call us "broke dudes" because they hang out with Married Men that can buy the latest Samsung or Iphones for them...
They call us "Bleep boys" Because the Married Men don't last long in bed and yet still buy lands and take them on vacations...
They call us "small boys" because they hang out with people's husbands that have forgotten their duty to the women they Swore on the Alter to love and die for....
At the end of it all, they come back to us the Broke ass, Bleep boys, small boys, and bug us for marriage.... Kolewerk!
"E be like say una no sabi say we sef we be sugar daddy to some girl growing up, while u were busy looking for Iphone, there was a little girl looking for just Tecno...
While you were looking for Brazilian hair, there was a small girl looking for just #2500 to make her hair, so when you call us broke ass, someone out there is proud of us...
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Please don't be mad when you see your supposed hubby, marrying a girl two times younger than you...
#stayhomestaysafe
#Covid -19 is real.
Re: Life Facts by faisaldil: 9:21pm On Apr 26, 2020
Sometimes we are sad in life by some reason. It may be someone's girlfriend leave him. Sometimes, you don't have money or may be we lost some precious things. so for that I read sad quotes about life and found them really inspiring for me and think I must share here: https://bulkquotesnow.com/sad-in-life-quotes/

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