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Jokes..........not Jokers :D;(:D by gbanga(m): 3:39pm On Apr 30, 2020 |
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God will save oooooooooooooo
corona virus can kill
for real ;( |
Re: Jokes..........not Jokers :D;(:D by gbanga(m): 4:07pm On Apr 30, 2020 |
1.MY BROTHER AND SISTERS hustle ooo make ur charger no blow before u *hustle ooo make d olodo way dey for ur school no they say: copy from my book make we do one one..... 2.lockdown is for everybody but now am seeing RAT in my Room drinking garri 3.almost all the cars am seeing now are all really learners 4.LIKE BELOW EHN WHO SLAP ME......... 1 Share
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Re: Jokes..........not Jokers :D;(:D by gbanga(m): 4:17pm On Apr 30, 2020 |
:P1.students are saying we missing skul asif if
dem do social distancing 4 exam hall dey go
ever graduate beta sidon 4 house
#stay_safe
2.the way som pple black ehn if dem shot
dem gun 4 nit the bullet go cum bak ask for
touch
#what!_are_you_from_kastina_or_ur_n
ame_is_justina_cos_u_have_been_kasted
3.som of my sisters will bleach and be like
leopard mm lemme come nd be going
:p
4.oyibo:hello its raining cat and dogs here
naija:y na what are we doing with cat and
dog cal me bak when its raining fried rice
and chicken with chilled fanta
5.some guys wil gym and be luking like
improper fraction small head broad
shoulder and lengelenge legs like chewing
stick
#mtcheew
6.i eat shawama rice and egg burger but u
vomited gari and kulikuli weldone o miracle
worker
7.there are three things you can neuer do in
this life
you cannot count you hair you cannot see
air
and you cannot breath while your tongue is
out oya put bak in osor u are looking like a
dog.
hi
dont forget to like and comment |
Re: Jokes..........not Jokers :D;(:D by gbanga(m): 9:31pm On Apr 30, 2020 |
[img][/img][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#000099][/color]I met her in my 100L days... But she said she got a boyfriend in Lag. But she made it known to me how really bad her boyfriend is treating her. She is very loyal type of girl that she told me she can't cheat on her boyfriend despite all my trial and effort to win her heart to me! Fast forward to 100L second semester, she called me on phone and asked if I was around that she has something to tell me. She came to me sobbing really bad and crying. She explained to me her boyfriend called her on phone and asked for a breakup. I felt sorry for her because she narrated how she was dis-virgin by the guy. So she slept over that night ... And eventually we started dating...... It's been over a year we have been dating now... She is so sweet and loyal ... Not until she called me last month, her ex came with his new car to see her at home. I was very surprised about this... But she said nothing attached, he just came to apologise... But after few days... Her ex began to chat her up on insta... And promising her heaven and Earth that she should give her another chance.... She screenshoted everything to me herself..... Plz I deeply need advice... What should I do to keep this girl from going back to her ex... Cuz her ex is financially okay than me....�... Am afraid... Plz what should I do guys? |
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