I have been suspended for beating my junior; as a senior boy oo

Others have been suspended for hugging a crying classmate in the hall; can’t we console ourselves again?

Even, for food, suspension is there. Fighting over food as in boarding house fights can also earn you suspension; amidst other reasons

What's yours?

https://bimberbuzz.com/whats-the-stupidest-reason-you-got-in-trouble-in-school/

My vice principal claimed that I walked past her at the bustop and didn't greet her. Me that didn't even see her, I was kneeling down on the assembly ground everyday for 2 weeks

What of those that weren't opportuned to go to school?

Funny

All I did was laugh at a friend's joke in the laboratory. The fat beautiful hijab wearing female lab technician said I was laughing at her and promised me that I won't pass. The b!tch wasn't even a lecturer. I tried to explain that it was a joke my friend just told me that got me laughing. Like play like play, na so me and friend fail.

Sh!t, some women are naturally evil.

Back then in Sec. School, It was during our extension classes preceeding our WAEC exams. Many guys in our boarding house were low on provisions and were hungry. So, I went to the school farm, got some corn and cook for them to eat.
Betrayal: Some of them still went on to snitch on me to the Agric teacher and I was punished on the assembly ground despite not tasting out of the corn.

Still I did not learn my lesson in life... But now, I have learnt

We were sent home for school fees...
So due to the fact that my house is close to the school, I told my friends not to go home..So we gathered in my house watching film

Unfortunately, the headmaster later caught one of us when he went out to urinate

The next day, he listed all our names and we were flogged mercilessly

Okay