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| I Saw This On Facebook And It Look Funny To Me But Don’t Know About You ��� by teedoxman89(m): 10:02am On May 10, 2020 |
A Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled. He turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler's name. No one answered. The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying: "Lecture ends here. I'll tell you a story to utilise the remaining time". Everyone became interested. "Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles away from my eyes, so I thought I'd better get petrol in my car, which will save my time next morning and might induce sleep. After having my tank full, I started roaming in that area, enjoying the peace of a traffic free ride. Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must have been returning from a party. Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of any help. She asked me if I could drop her to her home, she'll be very obliged, to which I agreed. She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking, and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had control on many topics which many youngsters don't. When we reached her address, she admitted my courteous nature and behavior and accepted that she had fallen in love with me. I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that I've also started liking her. I told her about my job as a professor in the university. The girl asked my number, which I gave her willingly. Then she asked me a favor, to which i couldn't have denied naturally. She said that her brother is a student in the same university, and asked me to take care of him, since we'll be in a long relationship now. I asked the name of the student. She said that I'll recognise him with one of his very prominent quality, He whistles a lot! All eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled. The professor said: "I didn't buy my Ph.D in Psychology... I earned it.” Oya! Come out you stupid fool" �♂�� 4 Likes |
| Re: I Saw This On Facebook And It Look Funny To Me But Don’t Know About You ��� by Davash222(m): 10:05am On May 10, 2020 |
An average Nigerian professor would walk out of the classroom and fail the whole class in that course. |
| Re: I Saw This On Facebook And It Look Funny To Me But Don’t Know About You ��� by tompat86(m): 10:10am On May 10, 2020 |
Nice 1 Prof |
| Re: I Saw This On Facebook And It Look Funny To Me But Don’t Know About You ��� by moonberry: 10:38am On May 10, 2020 |
 Not bad |
| Re: I Saw This On Facebook And It Look Funny To Me But Don’t Know About You ��� by youngest85(m): 10:41am On May 10, 2020 |
Wow! |
| Re: I Saw This On Facebook And It Look Funny To Me But Don’t Know About You ��� by Nonso92(m): 10:44am On May 10, 2020 |
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| Re: I Saw This On Facebook And It Look Funny To Me But Don’t Know About You ��� by onward4life(m): 10:54am On May 10, 2020 |
teedoxman89: Mio like it!! |
| Re: I Saw This On Facebook And It Look Funny To Me But Don’t Know About You ��� by joinnow: 12:21am On May 11, 2020 |
| see Sense man |
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