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| She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 2:13pm On Jan 14, 2011 |
Last saturday I attended a wedding at lekki lagos which happens to be my best friend's wedding. The wedding was a huge one and there I learn how to organise mine in d future. But one thing made everyone had a ludicrous story to tell when they got home. It was during the cutting of the cake which happened to be the quietest time of the wedding that made d headline of today's thread. I dont know if she was nervous. While holding the knife together with her husband, she looks like one who was constipated. Before we could mention the word "J.E.S.U.S", she exploded. She farted(mess). I left the hall in shame. I actually video that scene with my phone. I keep watching it each time I visit my friend in her absent.  |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by Dyt(f): 2:29pm On Jan 14, 2011 |
Lol @topic bt den u nid nt put it up ere |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 2:33pm On Jan 14, 2011 |
Is it because a gal committed the act? Besides no make is mentioned. |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by lysaa(f): 2:35pm On Jan 14, 2011 |
Shyte happens! |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by iyatrustee(f): 3:19pm On Jan 14, 2011 |
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| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by ajasa4link: 4:04pm On Jan 14, 2011 |
Thatz the word: sh*t happens |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by StudioCFR(m): 4:14pm On Jan 14, 2011 |
Wetin make we come do? Mtchew |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 4:22pm On Jan 14, 2011 |
^kpekusmaniac |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 4:22pm On Jan 14, 2011 |
^kpekusmaniac |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by StudioCFR(m): 4:28pm On Jan 14, 2011 |
Lol |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by Nobody: 7:50am On Jan 15, 2011 |
LMAO God! But I doubt one thing, how would you have quickly recorded that?  |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 8:10am On Jan 15, 2011 |
^I was actually recording all the important event and that cutting of cake is one of the important part. . |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by tanimz(f): 4:20pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
Xynerise, which kind bad luck you get for this world sef?  |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 11:15am On Jan 16, 2011 |
^^Bad luck good fortune imp! |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by StudioCFR(m): 11:19am On Jan 16, 2011 |
Tanimz U sef too harsh for the matter Mtchew Lol |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 11:40am On Jan 16, 2011 |
^that is why she doesnt have a boyfriend. Rhymez don suffer |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by lysaa(f): 11:42am On Jan 16, 2011 |
Xynerise, whats ur profession. .i mean ur faith? |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 11:49am On Jan 16, 2011 |
Profession and faith are two different things. Which one you one ask? And I hope its not a scurrilous question? |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by StudioCFR(m): 2:59pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Xynerise Did i hear' u say Rhymes? guy, the Tanimz i know is better off without him Rhynes Abi Rhymes and Xynerise na the same person? Mtchew |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by tanimz(f): 5:02pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
^^ xynerise: Bad luck, bad fortune. Studio CFR: Bros, wetin na?  xynerise: And where did you get your hypothesis from? |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 6:59pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
@studio. Are u assuming I am Rhymez or are you saying I was Rhymez? . Rhymez is skydeep's younger brother. |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 7:00pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
@Tanimz. For your mind you think say you be james bond. |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by Nobody: 7:07pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Now tha is some funny ish oh lordy lordy mee |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 7:14pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
^^dude you must be a stammer. |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
xynerise: No iam not a ((( Stammer ))) oh lordy lordy mee |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 7:28pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
| then you must be a laugherer. |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by Dabss(m): 7:45pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
^^^^ dis ur scopes sef!! Bros take am easy |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 7:50pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
We created the english you speak. |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by EfemenaXY: 7:55pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Xynerise you dey use style tell us say na your babe bomb the place on your wedding day? wetin you give am chop for morning sef??  |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by xynerise: 8:21pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
I never marry yet oh. Make you no give me double promotion. |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by EfemenaXY: 8:23pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
double promotion is good for the soul now talk true and free yourself man  |
| Re: She Farted During The Cutting Of The Wedding Cake. by tanimz(f): 9:19pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
xynerise: I never said I was James Bond. It's good to know that you think of me so highly though. |
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