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These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by OloshoMan: 3:35pm On May 15, 2020
Virgin Mary :she had sex with everyone in Babylon.

Jesus :he organised orgy party for his disciples.

Judas :He used to Bleep Mary Magdalene in his office.

Joseph : He groped and abused women on his way to the synagogue.

Paul : he invented porn

Silas :he invented BDSM while in prison.

Daniel :He had sex with countless animals

Peter :he sucked Moses's dickk everytime he gives a prophecy.

Joshua : He likes to molest kids in orphanage.

Yahweh : He likes shaving his asshole for some gay actions

Jezebel : She handles our Lord's dickk very well..

Add yours (For Born again Christian's only)
Of course many of you would not know these cos you don't read to understand the Holy Bible and you call yourself a good Christian. Shame on you. Let the Holy Spirit guide you today and forever. Peace.
Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by Righteousness89(m): 3:37pm On May 15, 2020
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OloshoMan:
Virgin Mary :she had sex with everyone in Babylon.

Jesus :he organised orgy party for his disciples.

Judas :He used to Bleep Mary Magdalene in his office.

Joseph : He groped and abused women on his way to the synagogue.

Paul : he invented porn

Silas :he invented BDSM while in prison.

Daniel :He had sex with countless animals

Peter :he sucked Moses's dickk everytime he gives a prophecy.

Joshua : He likes to molest kids in orphanage.

Yahweh : He likes shaving his asshole for some gay actions

Jezebel : She handles our Lord's dickk very well..

Add yours (For Born again Christian's only)
Of course many of you would not know these cos you don't read to understand the Holy Bible and you call yourself a good Christian. Shame on you. Let the Holy Spirit guide you today and forever. Peace.
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LORD JESUS Have Mercy on this young Man..
Rescue him from the pit of Destruction in JESUS NAME...

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Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by spartan117(m): 3:38pm On May 15, 2020
Receive Jesus into your life today and be saved. Tomorrow may be too late.
Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by OloshoMan: 3:40pm On May 15, 2020
Amen. Thank you my fellow born again Christian, have you masturbated today? Not yet? Tell our good lord to guide you through. Can I get an Amen, brother.
Righteousness89:
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LORD JESUS Have Mercy on this young Man..
Rescue him from the pit of Destruction in JESUS NAME...



Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by OloshoMan: 3:41pm On May 15, 2020
I've already received him and acting according to his will. It's like Born again Christians don't recognize one another these days
spartan117:
Receive Jesus into your life today and be saved. Tomorrow may be too late.
Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by spartan117(m): 3:44pm On May 15, 2020
OloshoMan:
I've already received him and acting according to his will. It's like Born again Christians don't recognize one another these days
Silence Satan

What business does light have with darkness?
Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by OloshoMan: 3:47pm On May 15, 2020
Why are you calling me Satan while I'm against him. I've already accepted Jesus the true son of God. I'm here to preach the Gospel of our good Lord Jesus cos the end is near. Don't call me Satan brother, I want to see you in heaven on that day. grin
spartan117:

Silence Satan

What business does light have with darkness?
Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by Twinkletwin: 3:49pm On May 15, 2020
OloshoMan:
Virgin Mary :she had sex with everyone in Babylon.

Jesus :he organised orgy party for his disciples.

Judas :He used to Bleep Mary Magdalene in his office.

Joseph : He groped and abused women on his way to the synagogue.

Paul : he invented porn

Silas :he invented BDSM while in prison.

Daniel :He had sex with countless animals

Peter :he sucked Moses's dickk everytime he gives a prophecy.

Joshua : He likes to molest kids in orphanage.

Yahweh : He likes shaving his asshole for some gay actions

Jezebel : She handles our Lord's dickk very well..

Add yours (For Born again Christian's only)
Of course many of you would not know these cos you don't read to understand the Holy Bible and you call yourself a good Christian. Shame on you. Let the Holy Spirit guide you today and forever. Peace.
blasphemy! Am a Muslim but I spit on you
Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by spartan117(m): 3:49pm On May 15, 2020
OloshoMan:
.
Shalom.
Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by Nobody: 3:50pm On May 15, 2020
Ewo fanatics will soon rush this one hot hot

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Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by OloshoMan: 3:55pm On May 15, 2020
I spit on you back brother/sister. I don't really want to curse you. I want to make heaven and embrace our Lord Jesus Christ the only son of God. I am a true Christian. Forget other ones that are pretending to be one. Peace.
Twinkletwin:
blasphemy! Am a Muslim but I spit on you

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Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by OloshoMan: 3:56pm On May 15, 2020
Shalom too brother/sister may God bless you for me.
spartan117:

Shalom.
Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by Humanoid01(m): 4:04pm On May 15, 2020
Lol there are so many mental disorders that haven't been given names yet.

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Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by Twinkletwin: 4:08pm On May 15, 2020
Humanoid01:
Lol there are so many mental disorders that haven't been given names yet.
you are right
Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by VickyRotex(f): 4:09pm On May 15, 2020
Paul did even worse than you're doing, and we read about him today as one of the greatest apostles, so my dear, your redemption is likely around the corner.
Praying for you!
Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by OloshoMan: 4:15pm On May 15, 2020
Around the corner? I cannot believe you guys. I'm a Christian, I'm saved, Jesus is my saviour
VickyRotex:
Paul did even worse than you're doing, and we read about him today as one of the greatest apostles, so my dear, your redemption is likely around the corner.
Praying for you!
Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by OloshoMan: 4:16pm On May 15, 2020
May the Lord forgive you for calling an anointed man a mentally ill person. I'll be praying for you brother.
Humanoid01:
Lol there are so many mental disorders that haven't been given names yet.
Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by doggedfighter(f): 4:40pm On May 15, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin angry angry grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: These Are My Favourite Characters In The Holy Bible. Shame On Atheists . by elpochas: 6:14pm On May 17, 2020
OloshoMan:
Virgin Mary :she had sex with everyone in Babylon.

Jesus :he organised orgy party for his disciples.

Judas :He used to Bleep Mary Magdalene in his office.

Joseph : He groped and abused women on his way to the synagogue.

Paul : he invented porn

Silas :he invented BDSM while in prison.

Daniel :He had sex with countless animals

Peter :he sucked Moses's dickk everytime he gives a prophecy.

Joshua : He likes to molest kids in orphanage.

Yahweh : He likes shaving his asshole for some gay actions

Jezebel : She handles our Lord's dickk very well..

Add yours (For Born again Christian's only)
Of course many of you would not know these cos you don't read to understand the Holy Bible and you call yourself a good Christian. Shame on you. Let the Holy Spirit guide you today and forever. Peace.
my man,hwfa

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