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Man Happy To Hear His Son Isn't His Biological Child by Mavrick2012: 11:04pm On May 18, 2020
I'm still laughing!
In one family there was a child who did not speak. But one morning the child began to move his lips to pronounce a word, everybody rushes to hear what the child is going to say, so the child only pronounced "Grandma"
Hours later someone came to announce that the grandmother is dead.

Two days later the child starts to stammer again, moving his lips, this time everyone looks with fear & in the end he pronounces "uncle", that evening his mother's brother died.

Then came the fatal day, that night the child repeats the same moving of his lips & there everyone rushes to the door fleeing, but b4 everybody was able to get to the door he had already said "papa."

That evening the father was terrified & could not sleep at all bcoz of fear; then, his wife having pity on him, told him that the child was not actually his child.
For once we see a husband to whom such news is announced jump with joy & thank his wife for having cheated on him. And the next day, the driver was dead in front of the door ...

The husband is still dancing.
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*Have a wonderful day*
Re: Man Happy To Hear His Son Isn't His Biological Child by darleenje: 11:32pm On May 18, 2020
Mavrick2012:
I'm still laughing!
In one family there was a child who did not speak. But one morning the child began to move his lips to pronounce a word, everybody rushes to hear what the child is going to say, so the child only pronounced "Grandma"
Hours later someone came to announce that the grandmother is dead.

Two days later the child starts to stammer again, moving his lips, this time everyone looks with fear & in the end he pronounces "uncle", that evening his mother's brother died.

Then came the fatal day, that night the child repeats the same moving of his lips & there everyone rushes to the door fleeing, but b4 everybody was able to get to the door he had already said "papa."

That evening the father was terrified & could not sleep at all bcoz of fear; then, his wife having pity on him, told him that the child was not actually his child.
For once we see a husband to whom such news is announced jump with joy & thank his wife for having cheated on him. And the next day, the driver was dead in front of the door ...

The husband is still dancing.
�✌����
�������


*Have a wonderful day*

Lol, guy you wan kee person with laugh.

I can't stop laughing

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