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Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by bright007(f): 9:50pm On Mar 09, 2011
Mr casket how market
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by Daramola86: 11:51pm On Mar 09, 2011
wow dis is incredible cant belive dis.Anyway i can buy it 4 my late GRANDMOTHER and u will do the removal of corpse.OK

Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity: 9:17am On Mar 10, 2011
bright007:

Hello mr casket.how market?what is d difference btw casket $coffin?
jamb question,
bright007:

Mr casket how market

market is fine my brother, thanks to ur patronage we going beyond borders,
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity: 9:42am On Mar 10, 2011
chima2011:

Abeg ask d company make dem add-
1.store room with enough booze so that pple fit dey shark
2.with party hall so that person fit invite other retired musicsians, like MJ,FELLA and the rest to come perfome life.
3. With enough packs of CD to prevent unwanted accidents wey fit  happen 4 no.2 i.e  after d parties
request no1 being handled
request no 2 being handled
request no 4 being handled
check backfor the package.
Daramola86:

wow dis is incredible cant belive dis.Anyway i can buy it  4 my late GRANDMOTHER and u will do the removal of corpse.OK

yeah yeah incredible offer, no probs, just contact me, nd your grand mama wud luv u for your care
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by bright007(f): 11:43am On Mar 12, 2011
Hello mr casket,don't u think u need t expand business by setting up branches in diaspora e.g libya,afghanistan e.t.c
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by Nobody: 12:58pm On Mar 12, 2011
thank you so much grin grin grin

if i pay more u fit add 1 chick/babe for me, u know?
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by bright007(f): 1:31pm On Mar 12, 2011
Mr casket hope ur caskets are approved by the international Body 4 Corpse Interment (I.B.C.I).If not go and get their approval.
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by Chykason(m): 1:36pm On Mar 12, 2011
Where is d price list, mr casket?
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by bright007(f): 3:29pm On Mar 12, 2011
Hey mr casket u are losing customers ooo
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by EfemenaXY: 3:52pm On Mar 12, 2011
^^ That's because the thread dey die im natural death grin
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity: 11:45am On Mar 14, 2011
bright007:

Hello mr casket,don't u think u need t expand business by setting up branches in diaspora e.g libya,afghanistan e.t.c
hmmm, didnt think it to that side,kai, omo u gat business sense, u should be on forbe list, i wud take note of d advice.
lancaster:

thank you so much grin grin grin

if i pay more u fit add 1 chick/babe for me, u know?
just pay me more i wud add any chick u want ok, infact if u want a celebrity i wuud get that for u
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity: 11:49am On Mar 14, 2011
bright007:

Mr casket hope your caskets are approved by the international Body 4 Corpse Interment (I.B.C.I).If not go and get their approval.
yeah, just got approved last week,
Chykason:

Where is d price list, mr casket?
contact me on 080-mrcasket.for the price list,
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:47pm On Mar 14, 2011
[size=13pt]See pig condom. . . WOW! shocked shocked grin[/size]
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by EfemenaXY: 2:47am On Mar 16, 2011
na teeth the guy wan use take open am sef

er. . .wetin carry your eye go dat side sef?? grin grin grin
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:20pm On Mar 16, 2011
[size=13pt]Hey , darling . . . kiss kiss that's a life time offer from me to you. please , accept it . grin grin

I dey tell you- the guy dey vex nor bi small , i guess he's going to render a very hard or brutal forking. just imagine the way em dey take open the condom with teeth na waah! grin grin - Well , how my eye nor go enter that side? cheesy cheesy - at least na where my mind dey naww? grin grin wink
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Efemena_xy:

na teeth the guy wan use take open am sef

er. . .wetin carry your eye go dat side sef?? grin grin grin
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by jeslom: 7:04pm On Mar 16, 2011
how far, mr casket, are u selling that condom as well.
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by saddler: 7:42pm On Mar 16, 2011
Hello mr casket,Is dis a ghost condom,d one wey dem dey use lamosuang
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity: 8:34pm On Mar 16, 2011
jeslom:

how far, mr casket, are u selling that condom as well.
wetin u wan use dat condom do, forkn afta dead!.i aint producng d CONDOM, got a sista company doing dat.
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by BABE3: 8:44pm On Mar 16, 2011
@OP, I get the joke! cheesy Nobody wants to die yet, so asking us to buy a casket is pretty funny!, smiley
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by bright007(f): 8:47pm On Mar 16, 2011
Mr casket its high time u deliver a speech about the development in casket sector.lack of update in dat sector is detrimental to ur business growth
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by EfemenaXY: 11:41pm On Mar 16, 2011
I've said it and I'll say it again

this weird thread is funny!! grin grin grin

dhensity:

wetin u wan use dat condom do, forkn afta dead!.i aint producng d CONDOM, got a sista company doing dat.

Lol!!

why not now?? grin grin grin

bright007:

Mr casket its high time u deliver a speech about the development in casket sector.lack of update in dat sector is detrimental to your business growth

Bros abeg help us tell am jor! - maybe you need to supplement your advice with a Powerpoint presentation and

some wow-ing Excel graphical trends / pie charts! tongue tongue

Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]Hey , darling . . . kiss kiss that's a life time offer from me to you. please , accept it . grin grin

I dey tell you- the guy dey vex nor bi small , i guess he's going to render a very hard or brutal forking. just imagine the way em dey take open the condom with teeth na waah! grin grin - Well , how my eye nor go enter that side? cheesy cheesy - at least na where my mind dey naww? grin grin wink
[/size]

Darling - methinks na u be dat guy cool cool
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:14pm On Mar 17, 2011
[size=13pt]Draling , if you think I'm that Guy ,then who is the girl on the bed waiting ? grin[/size]

Efemena_xy:



Darling - methinks na u be dat guy cool cool
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by kingron: 9:37am On Mar 18, 2011
shocked

Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity: 9:47am On Mar 18, 2011
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]Draling , if you think I'm that Guy ,then who is the girl on the bed waiting ? grin[/size]

lemme answer that, me thnk is efemena lipsrsealed lipsrsealed wink
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by bright007(f): 10:26am On Mar 18, 2011
Mr Casket,is dis d Casket u are currently working on?Meeeeeen u are really working hard!!

Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity: 10:34am On Mar 18, 2011
CASKET CASKET CASKET, more designs out, the latest of them has
1.a split a.c
2.an internet connection, i.e u dnt ve to miss Nairaland even in the dead
3.A dstv,mytv.Hi tv,startimes, tv connection.so those of u who ve clubs can still support ur  clubs, by the way up    MAN U
4.A TOUCH SCREEN T.V
5.and a gold plated signature frm wacko jacko.
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by bright007(f): 11:02am On Mar 18, 2011
CASKETS AND THEIR PRICES
(1)$1500
(2)$1650

Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by kingron: 2:38am On Mar 19, 2011
bright007:

CASKETS AND THEIR PRICES
(1)$1500
(2)$1650
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by EfemenaXY: 10:17pm On Mar 19, 2011
Mad thread! grin grin grin
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by bright007(f): 6:59am On Mar 20, 2011
@EFE:Yes u are correct,its a mad thread $ it is to be visited by extra MAD PEOPLE ONLY, ROTF
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:52am On Mar 20, 2011
[size=13pt]Very correct ! grin grin wink -
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bright007:

@EFE:Yes u are correct,its a mad thread $ it is to be visited by extra MAD PEOPLE ONLY, ROTF
Re: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by EfemenaXY: 8:56pm On Mar 20, 2011
guys una don kolo finish

abeg make dem kill off this thread - 'tis getting creepy now grin grin grin

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