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+ by Orces: 12:54pm On May 20, 2020
Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
Karl Marx.

When you smoke opium, the following happens.



Before you roll the weed or SK, you are totally excited, you can't wait for the high to ease you from your present state or problem.
Then you roll it, tighten, cut off the extra edge and lighten it.

The first puff feels heavenly as you take in a deep breath laden with THC, but then you are skeptical, will this really get me high, and how many puffs will make me see God. You drag, more and more puffs.

By the sixth drag, you are high that's if you taking some high grade weed, if you are smoking with company, you begin to discuss deep things; the chicken or the egg which came first, Is God male or female?, but sometimes you can talk totally stupid incoherent stuff. All discussion at this point makes sense, total sense. Nobody argues.

More puffs and you are now quiet, enjoying time out with God in the heavenlies. With some good music, you are God sef. All problems in your life at this stage has evaporated, you begin to think clearly and for you success is inevitable in this life. You dream.

This point is the most critical point, some people go to sleep, while the others don't let the high go to waste. They go to work. Some to their offices, some books,

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Re: + by Orces: 12:55pm On May 20, 2020
The same thing goes with church, Sunday you walk in expecting a miracle, a change in hi-Story, somewhat skeptical. Prayer commences; and you are binding and casting every satanic hold in your life, loosing chains, the fight is literal, your arms and legs are kicking, your fingers clutching are tearing apart. The devil, the witch in your village.
Worship begins, you are caught up, beautiful music. God must be here. Praise comes in and you are literally problem free in life, by the time the Man of God comes on stage you are already pumped up. He's teaching and preaching, and you are jumping up and down totally ready to face whatever life throws at you, you are more than conqueror, what you land on you possess etc etc. You own your world now, you are in charge.
God You feel blessed!! Gloooryyy, service was awesome.

Suddenly church service ends and you are left on your own in this world. You realize all the problems you left behind followed you to church; no transport home, no job, your wife nags you.

Some people say NO, and go to work, this motivation they muse, shouldn't go to waste, while some others just wait for the next high or Sunday service to escape their reality, and begin to seek the high regularly, the cycle goes on and on. Few people make it out of their problems, but that's not the point.

In the end two set of people will exist side by side, all who started the same time. Religious people/ drug addicts; who depend on the next high or the next super Sunday to live, and people who have learnt to master the energy church produces.

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Re: + by Orces: 12:56pm On May 20, 2020
The religious/ addicts become addicted to the high so much that they begin to experience tolerance or feel nothing with constant use of same dosage, hence they begin to try other forms of high.
They begin to jump from church to church, drug to drug hoping to get the ultimate high for a miracle.

By this time they are totally hooked, or dependent.

The final point comes when you just wrap, roll, puff in and out and just wait for the high to kick in aware of every pain and struggle you are going through but then, you just want the high now. that's all.
The high kicks in, gradually. You feel it in your head, your blood, your increased heartbeat, and your mind.

Your craving satisfied. At least for now.

Then back to the beginning.
Nothingness.

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Re: + by Nobody: 1:00pm On May 20, 2020
Hypocrites undecided
they claim to know god but can not show love to their neighbour.
Re: + by 1deca: 1:04pm On May 20, 2020
There's no other way to God than to call upon Him your self through Jusus Christ. Pls don't make any mistake.

No one is perfect but please accept Jesus Christ as your personally Lord and Savior now because tomorrow maybe too late.

Tell him to have mercy upon you and save your soul and He should please write your name in the book of life, Amen


GOD LOVES US.

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Re: + by Nggs121: 1:05pm On May 20, 2020
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Re: + by Nggs121: 1:05pm On May 20, 2020
1deca:
There's no other way to God than to call upon Him your self through Jusus Christ. Pls don't make any mistake.

No one is perfect but please accept Jesus Christ as your personally Lord and Savior now because tomorrow maybe too late.

Tell him to have mercy upon you and save your soul and He should please write your name in the book of life, Amen


GOD LOVES US.

Shut the fvck up
Re: + by 1deca: 1:07pm On May 20, 2020
Nggs121:


Shut the fvck up
why
Re: + by Nggs121: 1:09pm On May 20, 2020
1deca:
why

Because I say you should .
Religion needs to be banned
Re: + by 1deca: 1:10pm On May 20, 2020
Nggs121:


Because I say you should .
Religion needs to be banned
All will be well
Re: + by Nggs121: 1:12pm On May 20, 2020
1deca:
All will be well
Of course i know that
Re: + by Robnectar(m): 1:14pm On May 20, 2020
hmmmmm
Re: + by Usorohtheman(m): 3:03pm On May 20, 2020
if you don't disturb yourself with spiritual things, they will have no effect in your life. Ever wonder why the whites are not so spiritual as we are?

I think one of the reasons the whites still patronize religion is to learn how to live in peace with one another.

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