Fuckingmallam45:

Andrew how much NCDC give you.

This is the next foolish question they usually ask... Why don't you come let me take you to the treatment center around my area?

Let them show us where the 5000 active cases are.
Virus may be real. But, the data is a suspect.
They will soon get to 20000 active cases. Hahaha. Laughing in mandarin and cantonese. What is their bed capacity?
They will soon start to spread more panic on how they don't have bed spaces and facilities to hold their patients and threats of releasing them to the public. Then, their accomplices will dip their dirty hands into the national coffers and steal more money...

Mikkymilli:
Mr A says he doesn't know anyone that knows someone that knows someone that has the corona virus. So, he doesn't believe there's corona virus in Nigeria and goes about his day not taking any precaution.
Mr B knows Mr A.
Mr C knows Mr B.
Mr D knows Mr C.

Few weeks later, due to Mr A's negligence and carefree attitude, he starts developing Covid 19 symptoms and was later diagnosed to have corona virus.
Mr B finds out about it and tells Mr C.
Mr C then tells Mr D.
Mr D now knows someone that knows someone that has the virus.

Don't be like Mr A.

You're the best

Olarewaju89:






And the same God did not allow you to contact the HIV. Just appreciate him.



Chai.. Your comment just revive my spiritual life.



Hallelujah

keep wallowing in delusion.

StubbornGENIUS:
Hurray finally no more fasting ...MTCHEEW. And by the way Shekau is also a muslim!

the same way adulf hitler and Joseph Stalin are also christians

Olarewaju89:



Correct guy this is one of the most sensible comments so far. Bless you bro

Amen and God bless you too

Galactico4ever:
Another fictitious update.If you have small twitter followers and wish to have more,just follow @NCDCgov and comment "i Follow back" whenever they release the daily figures btw 11.30pm-12am.I Got 3800+ new followers in just 6 wks.Thank u covid19.

I hope they aren't following you to your grave. Imagine "fictitious".
Apparently, there's no medical doctor in your family, or ordinary nurse, who is working their asses off to save lives in this crisis. Na only shoemakers full your family. Yẹyẹ

spiralwedge:


I hope they aren't following you to your grave. Imagine "fictitious".
Apparently, there's no medical doctor or ordinary nurse who is working their asses off to save lives in this crisis. Na only shoemakers full your family. Yẹyẹ

Kindly keep your painful thoughts away from my mentions since your family are full of lazy dumbos,ill wishers and haters.

tutudesz:
While Cross River and Kogi state just dey one side they observe has Lagos and Kano wan qualify for Corona World Cup by force!! Abeg no be everything federal government must copy from America O! Religious and educational place should remain close abeg

Bro respect the dead, this is clearly someone's corpse, this picture shouldn't be used as a meme bro....Goodmorning

boookworm:
Just a quick reminder that some people will come here to give arguments and call people ignorant and will be hell bent on countering your argument when you say Covid 19 has been blown out of proportion in this country.

Pls try and ignore them. They are all working for NCDC. Cos NCDC now knows that people are beginning to connect dots and see the foul play so they hire folks to Social media like facebook and nairaland to convince people and instill fear in them.

But be not dismayed, we'll keep giving them hot hot

Oldest trick in the APC book. Tried and tested, You don't believe this guy, just take a look at that mana guy and his co-agents on here. NCDC will pay for this in the end.

andrewtosin:
"Still we haven't known or met someone who knows someone that knows someone"


Ludicrously farce agument by covidiots continues

Nigerians will never face glaring realties.
Covid is a scam. If Nigerian Army could play with its officers life what stops NCDC from doing worse with figures

boookworm:


Actually Mr A dosent go to the hospital cos he knows if he does he'll be quarantined so he takes Agbo and gets better in 3 days

Ouch textbook

NairaMaster1:

You're the best

Thanks bro

myenvironalert:
Audio cases!

Continue paying up and coming dancers and singers to go put up a show at isolation centers. Enough of this scam NCDC!

There is this popular radio station in Lagos (NIGERIAINFOFM) that immediately cuts off their callers the moment they hear 'Audio Virus'. Probably in on the scam too.

[quote author=boookworm post=89856106]Patiently waiting for the most annoying people on nairaland. The "Shit is getting real" crew
[/quote

They are really annoying.

Plz I don't argue with a person that believes the million cases in the US and will not believe the thousand cases in Nigeria

Roon9:


Nigerians will face glaring realties.
Covid is a scam. If Nigerian Army could play with its officers life what stops NCDC from doing worse with figures

References:

https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1263961591344758785?s=19


https://covid19.ncdc.gov.ng/

The Lord reigneth

What's this one saying kwa?
Izz like you cannot discern the hyperbole

ArticleBeast:

Say you don't know or met someone. Stop the We. You are busy saying none of your family members will have the virus but still praying to know someone. Na wa o

There is too much money involved in this Corona virus stuff.
When this mess is over. This government or the next one should setup a panel to probe this guys and their families. Anyone found wanting should face the full wrath of the law.

The more annoying people are the people with sheer and deliberate ignorance who refuse to observe the safety guidelines thereby infecting the other innocent people with their sheer ignorance [quote author=Holak post=89861286][/quote]

SirWarlock:
How

Check yesterday's figure and compare it with that of today.

Aystarz:


Oldest trick in the APC book. Tried and tested, You don't believe this guy, just take a look at that mana guy and his co-agents on here. NCDC will pay for this in the end.

Exactly bro. They go about calling others ignorant simply because we're beginning to see the ploy Of the whole corona thing in Nigeria. But that will not deter us from exposing them

pyyxxaro:
To all my moslem brothers, I just sighted the moon

Here in Chibok Phase II we are celebrating seriously


We are Drinking burukutu and Burantashi



Shekau thunder fire your left testes

but we no see any moon for chibok phase 1 ooo

Na so uncle corona take carry our moon jakpa. Fasting continue till further notice.

esilove:
All we need now is prayer. Govt should open our churches and mosques fully and see the power of God concerning this virus. The more the churches are on lockdown, the more the virus spread. TRY GOD

If our prayers since all these years didnt stop COVID 19 from coming, how then will it stop it from spreading?

famousroland:


Bro respect the dead, this is clearly someone's corpse, this picture shouldn't be used as a meme bro....Goodmorning

The guy is not dead O! Am not that childish to use someone corpse to joke.

The result should have skyrocket by now na.

So out of about 3m nairalanders in Nigeria..... None have catch the virus.....I'm not praying we should catch it ooo....but its really absurd.....corona virus is real ooo but I believe that the way pneumonia and other respiratory diseases no too dey do us for naija....that the corona may not really be striving well here

tutudesz:

The guy is not dead O! Am not that childish to use someone corpse to joke.

alright bro

jericco1:
They should just stop this daily reports because people have lost interest. Lives have gone back to normal. This is a scam!

abi o, most people are not even bothered again, everyone is trying to cover up for the loses and strategize for the future, the virus is going nowhere

Beedude:

If our prayers since all these years didnt stop COVID 19 from coming, how then will it stop it from spreading?

who knew that covid 19 was coming?