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CAPITALISM - Your mum washes your clothes.
You pay her a dollar.
She complains.
You call the police and claim she's rioting.
COMMUNISM - Your mum does the washing. You do the washing. Every night you salute a photo of your dad.
SOCIALISM - Your mum does the washing. You do the cooking. Everyone is theoretically happy.
FASCISM - Your mum does the washing whilst fearing for her life.
NAZISM - Your mum does the washing. You gas the laundry room.
FEUDALISM - Your mum does the washing and pays you tax.
LIBERALISM - You watch your mum do the washing and feel really bad.
"Something must be done" you say.
Something may or may not be really done.
LIBERTARIANISM - Your mum does the washing. You believe you did it.
RELIGION - Your mum does the washing. You thank God.
ATHEISM - Your mum does the washing. You write an article demanding peer reviewed evidence that she did in fact, do the washing.
MISOGYNY - You hate your mum whether or not she does the washing.
PATRIARCHY - Your mum does not exist. The washing is mysteriously done.
FEMINISM - Your mum insists you grow up and do the washing.
NIGERIAN FEMINISM - Your mum hires a house girl to do the washing while telling you that washing is not a woman’s job.
COLONIALISM- You barge into your mum's room, claim you "discovered" it . Dump your dirty clothes on the floor.
NEO CAPITALISM- Your mum does the washing. You pay her a dollar. You get her to do your friends washing. Your friend pays you $20.
EGALITARIANISM -The one time you did the washing is proof it's all equal and no one needs feminism anymore.
NARCISSISM- You look good in the clothes your mum washed.
AFRICAN TRADITIONAL RELIGION - Your mum did not do the washing just once and you consult the gods to find out why.
PDP - Your mum did half of the washing and sold the remaining half of your clothes.
APC - Your mum said your clothes are terrible and turned them to rags, never got you new clothes.
AGNOSTICISM - You do not care whether your mum does the washing or not. You don't wear the clothes she washes.
RIVERS STATE - Your mum uses a task force to ensure that you do the washing yourself.