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Voted Best Joke In Ireland 2006 by Maneater1(f): 9:30am On Jun 12, 2007 |
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's > to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" > That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! > He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best > toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your > toast?" > > John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church > beside me wife." > "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. > The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the > street corner , > The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other > night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." > > She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You > know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell > asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him > come." |
Re: Voted Best Joke In Ireland 2006 by lilmadam(f): 9:50am On Jun 12, 2007 |
, funny,if only the wife knew![font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] |
Re: Voted Best Joke In Ireland 2006 by lilmadam(f): 9:51am On Jun 12, 2007 |
, funny,if only the wife knew! |
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