John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's
> to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
> toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
> toast?"
>
> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
> beside me wife."
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
> street corner ,
> The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
> night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
> know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
> asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
> come."

, funny,if only the wife knew![font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

, funny,if only the wife knew!