Me: Going to the zoo
(Lion gets out of cage)
Everyone else: runs away
Me: Takes off my jacket and makes myself two times bigger



2018 : John coughs to scare away kangaroo
2020: John coughs to scare away humans


Danger: Bull running towards me
John : Adams!, Use your red cap as a bait
Adams: doing it straight away


Snake: kills 100,000 humans

Mosquito : That's cute



Me: I will protect my head and neck
Dog: hmmmm.... nice testicles!!!

CC: Lalasticlala , Seun , Mynd44...

Seriously, I don't get this!

LMAO

We all love weed

Say no to drugs....

To get what OP wrote... A sharp level of IQ's required. #WorkingIQ

Ho ha ha

billynoni:
To get what OP wrote... A sharp level of IQ's required.
#WorkingIQ

Baba shut up,

Na waste of my IQ
Everything na shit...

iKingsley:
Seriously, I don't get this!

You guys like to fall hands in this country sha

Lol... I get it

Please do we have expired weed or am I the only one that is high?

honestly I don't understand number 1

iKingsley:
Seriously, I don't get this!

I am a programmer, and I can decoy what he posted above.

hahaha, don't know if i am right but...

Last one should be about dog. Dog coming to attack you and you try to protect your neck, and face. It will bite your balls lolzzz

The Kangaroo's part should be explaining about COVID19

More people die of malaria compared to snake bite.

Trying to phantom that Zoo part....


Lions are afraid of tall mammals like: Giraffes, Elephants, and Hipopos...

I think i am right

iKingsley:
Seriously, I don't get this!

I am a programmer, and I can decoy what he posted above.

hahaha, don't know if i am right but...

Last one should be about dog. Dog coming to attack you and you try to protect your neck, and face. It will bite your balls lolzzz

The Kangaroo's part should be explaining about COVID19

More people die of malaria compared to snake bite.

Trying to phantom that Zoo part....


Lions are afraid of tall mammals like: Giraffes, Elephants, and Hipopos...

I think i am right

SaintOpzy:


Baba shut up,

Na waste of my IQ
Everything na shit...

Why am I not surprised? Doubt if you had any IQ, in the first place... Should have ask and explanation will be made to you, but here you're acting all rude.

punisha:
Say no to drugs....

The bull part: Sometimes what you wear can be of good help. Whenever you are in a state of panic, just reason on what you gat that can be of help.


Omo, malaria kills more oooo.

Lolzzz, Corona virus has changed everything.

hahaha

Sometimes, no be weeds. If you no get IQ, you ain't sharp.

Who doesn't know about the Mosquito part and also the Corona virus (when you cough, people japaa from your side)

But are lions actually scared of tall mammals. Nice one

Some people head can't carry this oooo.

I want to smoke weeds at OP

Deep

LOL....

lol
your balls are gone
gone for dinner
dogs dinner!

Fortune109:


You guys like to fall hands in this country sha

aswearugad

Cheers to all the commenters above me who think they are Albert Einstein for understanding the OP.

billynoni:
Why am I not surprised? Doubt if you had any IQ, in the first place... Should have ask and explanation will be made to you, but here you're acting all rude.

Dude, I understood everything written there but that's not to say it ain't shii

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezXri4c_OPY

billynoni:
To get what OP wrote... A sharp level of IQ's required.
#WorkingIQ

like seriously. what's the OP thinking.

Guy, try dae dry your AZ wella, e get why.

I get it

Me: Gently paddling my canoe in a swamp

Hippo: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

Kylekent59:


I am a programmer, and I can decoy what he posted above.

hahaha, don't know if i am right but...

Last one should be about dog. Dog coming to attack you and you try to protect your neck, and face. It will bite your balls lolzzz

The Kangaroo's part should be explaining about COVID19

More people die of malaria compared to snake bite.

Trying to phantom that Zoo part....


Lions are afraid of tall mammals like: Giraffes, Elephants, and Hipopos...

I think i am right

I am a programmer, and I can decoy what he posted above.

hahaha, don't know if i am right but...

Last one should be about dog. Dog coming to attack you and you try to protect your neck, and face. It will bite your balls lolzzz

The Kangaroo's part should be explaining about COVID19

More people die of malaria compared to snake bite.

Trying to phantom that Zoo part....


Lions are afraid of tall mammals like: Giraffes, Elephants, and Hipopos...

I think i am right

What does being a programmer have to do with any of this exactly?

nice one

but this, does it work

Me: Going to the zoo
(Lion gets out of cage)
Everyone else: runs away
Me: Takes off my jacket and makes myself two times bigger

i have watched lion take down an elephant or a Buffalo twice its size

federal9:
Who doesn't know about the Mosquito part and also the Corona virus (when you cough, people japaa from your side)

But are lions actually scared of tall mammals. Nice one

Some people head can't carry this oooo.

I want to smoke weeds at OP

not true, a pack of lions will test you and destroy you

Have you watch a pack of lions taking down a very big elephant??

Osogbo weed no good o