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Voodoo Love Machine by Maleeq(m): 3:54pm On Jun 12, 2007
This guy is leaving town on business for a week and he's starting to get a little worried. You see, his wife
is a nymphomaniac, and he knows that as son as he leaves, she'll start to GET VERY Hot and think to
herself, YOU'VE GOT TO GET SOME.

So he goes to the adult toy shop to check out what they've got. And he notices there's an ornately carved wood box behind the counter. So he asks the salesman what it is, and the salesman says: Oh that's the voodoo Love Machine. Here let me show you. So the salesman opens the box, and there, lying on a bed of red velvet is what looks like an ordinary vibrator. The salesman says, Watch this!:
Voodo Love Machine-door! The voodoo Love Machine rises from the box and flies across the room and begins banging like
crazy against the keyhole! Before it can break the door down, the salesman says, Voodoo Love Machine-box! and the
Love Machine soars back and gently lands in its box.

Well, needless to say, the guy HAS to have the voodoo Love Machine! At first the salesman refuses but after an
hour of haggling and $1000, the man walks off with the magic dingus. He explains how it works to his wife,
and kissing her goodbye, sets off on his trip.

Now, she resists using it for two days, but finally, she starts to FEEL THE HORNINESS BUILDING INSIDE. She can't take it anymore, so she opens the box and says; [b]Voodoo Love Machine-my p**sy! [/b]The voodoo Love Machine slams into her and begins pumping her in every conceivable position and angle. She can't believe the power and precision; she's getting it with exactly the right strokes, exactly the right angles, exactly the right pressure and she starts to HAVE ORGASM AFTER THUNDERING ORGASM.

After two hours, she can't take it any more, but she can't pull the damn thing out! The harder she tries, the
more it seems to change it's shape and adapt to her, to fill her exactly the way she needs to to drive her to
WANT IT MORE AND MORE AND MORE WITHOUT STOPPING!
She tries calling 911, but they don't believe her! So she decides to drive herself to the hospital. As she's headed down the road, she's moaning in pleasure and desire, because the Love Machine keeps making her HAVE UNBELIEVABLE ORGASMS.

Because she's swerving all over the road, a motocycle cop pulls her over! The cop wants to know if she's been drinking, and she says, Officer I wasn't drinking! It's all because of the voodoo-Love Machine!
And the cop laughs and says; Voodoo Love Machine, my ass!
Re: Voodoo Love Machine by chaz(m): 4:41pm On Jun 12, 2007
grin Ha! Ha! d cops ass go big pass crude oil pipeline!  grin
Re: Voodoo Love Machine by bada1(m): 8:21pm On Jun 12, 2007
Sheneke Men! grin grin

The cop no go get problem again if e wan shit
Re: Voodoo Love Machine by deekseen(m): 5:27pm On Jun 15, 2007
This one really got me.
Maleeq, i find that amazing, nice one

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