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Don't Lie To Kids! by Labans(m): 5:08pm On Jan 26, 2011 |
A guy is sun bathing nude at the beach and a little girl comes up to him, so he covers his privates with a newspaper. The little girl says, 'What's under there?' The man says, 'A bird.' The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bed, and the Dr. asks, "Do u remember what happened?" The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." The policeman says "I asked her what happens? She said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. Then it spat at me! , so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!" SO, DON'T LIE TO KIDS! |
Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by eldav(m): 6:01pm On Jan 26, 2011 |
0k |
Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by Labans(m): 5:25pm On Feb 07, 2011 |
lol |
Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by oderemo(m): 5:29pm On Feb 07, 2011 |
dont know wether to laff at or grin. that joke is uhm uhm. not nice |
Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by amazingmike(m): 12:55pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
@ Poster, gud job, am laughing my ass off, |
Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by eldav(m): 2:00pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
dnt 4get 2 pick it up when it finally falls. |
Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by wisegeek: 2:31pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
the should be blame because he did not wear boxer, and 4 any reason why should the bird spat on her face |
Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by md4real(m): 3:38pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
;d |
Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by Nelson6(m): 10:12am On Feb 09, 2011 |
jeeze lmao! |
Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by Labans(m): 12:35am On Feb 27, 2012 |
Lol. |
Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by manmustwac(m): 1:27am On Feb 27, 2012 |
Disgusting joke. |
Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by Labans(m): 2:35am On Feb 27, 2012 |
manmustwac: U fink so? |
Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by Toygod(m): 10:02pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
Laban, You started on a dry note, so was wondering wot d end ll luk like. But , u surprised me n changed d whole scene. Thumbs up man, but, english flaws |
Re: Don't Lie To Kids! by Dhelake: 10:59pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
dull gal |
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