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Kings Of Comedy by silencer73(m): 9:53pm On Jun 23, 2020 |
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1) I hate it when I go to toilet and nothing comes
out then I end up peeing like a girl
.
2) I HAD A BAD DAY TODAY
My Aunty was searching for her panties in the
house and she accused the maid in front of me
and the maid replied "AUNTY I SWEAR I DON'T WEAR
PANTIES, BRO DANDY IS MY WITNESS"
#I_fainted ....
.
3) CAN WE MEET
This statement alone can make a girl tell you she lives in Canada
.
4) Girls are so clever...they can introduce 3
Boyfriends to each other at the same time
without causing a fight...She will be like ;
MY LOVE, MEET MY SWEETHEART AND MY ONE
AND ONLY BOO...and you will see the 3 idiots
smiling at each other and say Hi boss whats good.
#Let it stop this 2k20
.
5) The more I get to
know people
The more I realize
why Noah only let
animals on the boat
.
6) Sisters, why do you put on a seat belt
when you are taking a selfie in a parked car?
U think we will not know
.
7) How do you even start arguing with a last
born , I mean Someone who has never seen her mother pregnant.
.
I don tire for bet9ja . Even if you stake for
11 players to wear boot, one idiot go still waka with slippers come pitch.
.
9) That song "EKWUEME"
can make you return
stolen meat with tears
in your eyes.
.
10) You want to be wise but you are Dating
only one girl? Is that what King Solomon
taught you? My brother improve.
.
11) #Dear_Money , DID WE QUARREL??
Please If We Did I'm Sorry Come To Me My Love
.
12) When you impregnate an ugly girl...
Everything will change. Things like, your
job, phone number and your address.
.
13) Video calls should be booked in advance
please,
Stop stressing ladies to be running around
for their wig and makeup kit.
.
14) In igbo land we don't
greet good morning,
we simply say " Money
oo "and they reply
Money my brother"
.
15) Ladies are suppose to be treated like an egg
, but don't forget to fry them when they misbehave!
.
16) Christmas Chicken Is Better than that
Boy Who Said He Would Die For u.
Christmas Chicken Actually died For You.. Chicken Is True love
.
17) My Mum hides her
money in the Bible,
and the Israelites took
it and she is now
suspecting me
.
18) Leaving a Man Because Of Cheating Is
Leaving A Country Because Of Rain. It Rains
Everywhere My Sister Sit Down... Nobody Can
Stop Reggae.
.
19) Once you hear people saying, "His
girlfriend is controlling him", just know the
relationship is going very well.
.
20) Sometimes I get into
a taxi & sit next to a
beautiful lady and
keep quiet just to
prove that all guys
are not the same
.
21) Not everything you do that you must post on
social media*
_It been 2 months now , I've been in America,
did I post it??_
.
22) Sometimes it is not the Tailor's fault..
#My_sister you just don't have the same shape
as the lady on the catelogue
.
23) Your girlfriend lost
her dad and she's sitting on your laps
and crying and your dick is standing
DON'T YOU HAVE CONSCIENCE?
.
24) Some girls will be
forming slay queen
but if you see the
hand of their bra....it
looks like Danfo
driver's seat belt
.
25) U will not know how long a night is until you
sleep next to a lady who denied u of sex.
#Ah swear
.
26) Those of you that will be looking at me & expect
me to greet you first , welcome to looking
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Re: Kings Of Comedy by Raskimonia(m): 1:46pm On Jun 24, 2020 |
Nice [b]JOKES[/b]keep it up |
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