Three men- an Asian, an American and, a Nigerian were sitting by a swimming pool, when suddenly they heard a beeping sound. The Asian man said, “oh not to worry it’s my pager. It is installed inside my arm muscle.” He touched the specific area for effect. The other two men were impressed.

A few minutes later they heard a phone ringing and the American said smiling “yeah that’s my phone ringing, it’s a microchip installed in my palm.” He went ahead and answered his call.

The Nigerian was intimidated by the other two men’s new technologies, but not to be out done, he excused himself and went to the toilet. When he returned, a piece of paper was hanging from his swimming pant. The other two men exclaimed, “Hey, what’s that?” the Nigerian said as if amused “oh, this? It’s nothing to worry about; I am just receiving a fax.”

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