The Tragedy called Nigeria 43 So we were informed that the Abuja comedy erroneously labelled government has planned to create 1000 thousand jobs in each local government area of Nigeria. Each "slot" is to be paid 20k naira for 12 months after which they would be "sacked". Over the period the job would last, the total Recurrent Expenditure would be 54 billion Naira! The National Assembly of Buffoons heard the budget and went wild with anticipation. The Minister Keyamoron that conjured the extra stupid policy was invited to their National Shrine and was asked to "cede" an aspect of the silly policy to them for them to carry out their own senatorial recruitments of beggars per district. Their commission was 20%. Keyamoron couldn't believe that his carefully planned heist was about to be part-looted by these baboons! He exploded and strong words were exchanged! Maybe he really had a good reason to be mad! After all, some Sadiyatif claimed to have shared 74 billion as palliatives in just a few days and she didn't pay any 20%, why then should these dudes demand a cut from his carefully laid-down scam? No! That must be marginalization! They want a cut of the bucks coz he was a Southern minority, I guess! Just as wastefully stupid as the Coronavirus Palliatives from the inhumane Humanitarian Ministry was, so is the creation of beggars across the 774 local governments of Nigeria silly...yes...a silly scam! The 74 billion and whatever else was claimed to have been spent on the federal palliatives did not add a single value to the Economy; there was no wealth creation. The Economy did not profit from it, it was just money down the drains...or down some accounts! So shall the 1000 times 774 jobs or 54billion Naira be...a colossal waste. A policy from a sick and barely literate mind! A stupidity so great that even Mr. Bean would look like Einstein just standing beside the policy owner! 54 billion Naira! ...could actually be fundamentally phenomenal if properly utilized to create value. If properly thought through, 54 billion could create an army of employed by simply redirecting the thoughts...thus outcomes! 54 billion among 37 entities of Nigeria is 1.46 billion per state plus the FCT. There are ways we could help create wealth with this: 1. The Labour Minister works with the Commerce Minister to identify household goods or consumer goods that are mostly imported 2. They both determine those where Nigeria could have some competitive advantage and readily available technology 3. Ministers liaise with state governments to set up one factory each in each state 4. Each factory for each state gets 1.46 billion Naira 5. Core investors are engaged by the state/federal minister to manage each factory 6. Each factory is mandated to produce items for the local market on a pro-rata basis 7. Core investors take over the management of the factories 8. Factories are to report to the state governments and the ministers to monitor progress. And the factories shall operate not as para-state organizations but business entities. And over the time, items like refrigerators, tv sets, radios, mobiles, kitchen items, rugs, curtains, fabrics, plumbing accessories, and so many more would be domesticated...in like 36 months! Each factory would employ thousands of direct and indirect staff... permanently and paying well than 5 times the ridiculous 20k! Cast your mind to the possibilities and think of the possible impact of these factories...just think about how the economy of the states housing the factories would be affected...how much FOREX would be saved... impact on GDP... unemployment... security...and so much more... ...just try to imagine... You see? Mind-blowing, right? Now cast your mind back and review what Mrs. Sadiyatif wasted on that scam called federal palliatives...and think about what it might have done. Now cast your mind further back and think about all the hundreds of billions and tens of trillions that had been wasted on one idiotic policy or the other... ...and you'd see the wasted opportunities, and how lost Nigeria really is! Without trying too hard, by just removing that criminality called the 1999 constitution, we could just attain some sanity! But the Constitution has prevented the people from exerting revenge on the Buffoons and thieves that sit over us...no wonder they have the guts and temerity to discuss how they would brazenly steal us blind in the name of policies! There is no doubt whatsoever if there ever was... Nigeria as constituted, is the most pathetic tragedy in modern History. That country has no right to exist! It is a monumental tragedy...and the waste is total, mindless and absolutely criminal! # thinkAgain

Fake integrity President has not sacked anyone with all this corruption can you imagine.