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Keyamoro* Vs National Assembly Of Bof**ons by Futuragetty: 9:44pm On Jul 07, 2020 |
The Tragedy called Nigeria 43
So we were informed that the Abuja comedy erroneously
labelled government has planned to create 1000 thousand jobs
in each local government area of Nigeria. Each "slot" is to be
paid 20k naira for 12 months after which they would be
"sacked".
Over the period the job would last, the total Recurrent
Expenditure would be 54 billion Naira!
The National Assembly of Buffoons heard the budget and
went wild with anticipation. The Minister Keyamoron that
conjured the extra stupid policy was invited to their National
Shrine and was asked to "cede" an aspect of the silly policy to
them for them to carry out their own senatorial recruitments of
beggars per district. Their commission was 20%. Keyamoron
couldn't believe that his carefully planned heist was about to
be part-looted by these baboons! He exploded and strong
words were exchanged!
Maybe he really had a good reason to be mad! After all, some
Sadiyatif claimed to have shared 74 billion as palliatives in just
a few days and she didn't pay any 20%, why then should these
dudes demand a cut from his carefully laid-down scam? No!
That must be marginalization! They want a cut of the bucks
coz he was a Southern minority, I guess!
Just as wastefully stupid as the Coronavirus Palliatives from
the inhumane Humanitarian Ministry was, so is the creation of
beggars across the 774 local governments of Nigeria
silly...yes...a silly scam!
The 74 billion and whatever else was claimed to have been
spent on the federal palliatives did not add a single value to
the Economy; there was no wealth creation. The Economy did
not profit from it, it was just money down the drains...or down
some accounts!
So shall the 1000 times 774 jobs or 54billion Naira be...a
colossal waste. A policy from a sick and barely literate mind! A
stupidity so great that even Mr. Bean would look like Einstein
just standing beside the policy owner!
54 billion Naira!
...could actually be fundamentally phenomenal if properly
utilized to create value. If properly thought through, 54 billion
could create an army of employed by simply redirecting the
thoughts...thus outcomes!
54 billion among 37 entities of Nigeria is 1.46 billion per state
plus the FCT. There are ways we could help create wealth with
this:
1. The Labour Minister works with the Commerce Minister to
identify household goods or consumer goods that are mostly
imported
2. They both determine those where Nigeria could have some
competitive advantage and readily available technology
3. Ministers liaise with state governments to set up one
factory each in each state
4. Each factory for each state gets 1.46 billion Naira
5. Core investors are engaged by the state/federal minister to
manage each factory
6. Each factory is mandated to produce items for the local
market on a pro-rata basis
7. Core investors take over the management of the factories
8. Factories are to report to the state governments and the
ministers to monitor progress.
And the factories shall operate not as para-state organizations
but business entities.
And over the time, items like refrigerators, tv sets, radios,
mobiles, kitchen items, rugs, curtains, fabrics, plumbing
accessories, and so many more would be domesticated...in
like 36 months! Each factory would employ thousands of
direct and indirect staff... permanently and paying well than 5
times the ridiculous 20k!
Cast your mind to the possibilities and think of the possible
impact of these factories...just think about how the economy
of the states housing the factories would be affected...how
much FOREX would be saved... impact on GDP...
unemployment... security...and so much more...
...just try to imagine...
You see? Mind-blowing, right?
Now cast your mind back and review what Mrs. Sadiyatif
wasted on that scam called federal palliatives...and think
about what it might have done.
Now cast your mind further back and think about all the
hundreds of billions and tens of trillions that had been wasted
on one idiotic policy or the other...
...and you'd see the wasted opportunities, and how lost
Nigeria really is! Without trying too hard, by just removing that
criminality called the 1999 constitution, we could just attain
some sanity! But the Constitution has prevented the people
from exerting revenge on the Buffoons and thieves that sit
over us...no wonder they have the guts and temerity to discuss
how they would brazenly steal us blind in the name of policies!
There is no doubt whatsoever if there ever was... Nigeria as
constituted, is the most pathetic tragedy in modern History.
That country has no right to exist! It is a monumental
tragedy...and the waste is total, mindless and absolutely
criminal!
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Re: Keyamoro* Vs National Assembly Of Bof**ons by slimfit1(m): 1:00am On Jul 08, 2020 |
Fake integrity President has not sacked anyone with all this corruption can you imagine. |
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