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Clinton In Heaven's Gate by Terry1(m): 10:34am On Jan 31, 2006
George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink."
Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, "He's sinned as much as I have, what gives?"

The angel says, "He's standing on Clinton's shoulders"
Re: Clinton In Heaven's Gate by truthhurts(f): 11:51am On Jan 31, 2006
cheesy
Re: Clinton In Heaven's Gate by spikelord(m): 12:14pm On Jan 31, 2006
Una no go kill person for this NL!!!
Re: Clinton In Heaven's Gate by Oracle(m): 4:34am On Dec 03, 2007
Clinton must be one hell of a righteous man grin
Re: Clinton In Heaven's Gate by Migines(m): 7:37am On Dec 03, 2007
Holy man
Re: Clinton In Heaven's Gate by topeteadr(m): 8:32am On Dec 03, 2007
:d ;d :d
i'm lmao
Re: Clinton In Heaven's Gate by leyekan: 12:12pm On Dec 03, 2007
this really got me laughing.keep it up
Re: Clinton In Heaven's Gate by leyekan: 12:21pm On Dec 03, 2007
leyekan:

this really got me laughing.keep it up

Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
Re: Clinton In Heaven's Gate by leyekan: 12:41pm On Dec 03, 2007
leyekan:


Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: How old is your son -- the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, ''Where am I, Cathy?''
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Did he kill you?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?




A: Forty-five years

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