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Names To Call Your Spouse by kemisuga(f): 9:35am On Feb 04, 2011
A couple that has been married for 20 years were both recently diagnosed of having diabetes.

*Findings later showed that they both contacted the disease as a result of names they called each other like: Honey pie, sweetie, sugar cakes ,etc.

*So please prevent diabetes by starting early by calling your spouse names like: Yoyo bitters, chloroquine, agbalumo, pepper fruit, alabukun, atawewe, opa-eyin, kasapreko, Swedish bitters, awo-pa, bitter leaf, dongoyaro, koro etc.


*Have a healthy & sugar-free romantic life.

grin tongue cool cheesy wink
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by Nelson6(m): 11:48am On Feb 04, 2011
lol if they had called each bitter heart dem for live long . .or even call themselve alabukun grin grin grin grin

nice joke grin
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by kemisuga(f): 11:57am On Feb 04, 2011
I will love to call my spouse - agbalumo tongue
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by Nelson6(m): 12:29pm On Feb 04, 2011
lol not a bad idea grin
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by oderemo(m): 1:30pm On Feb 04, 2011
@OP
where is the joke.?
i tot everyone heard that on night of a 1mill. jokes yrs back except u.
well there is also THAT one.
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by Nelson6(m): 2:46pm On Feb 04, 2011
c'mn shut up. bad belle angry grin
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by Ben13: 3:05pm On Feb 04, 2011
recycled
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by Nelson6(m): 3:14pm On Feb 04, 2011
mc fidelis wink grin
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by nich(m): 3:22pm On Feb 04, 2011
kemi[b]suga[/b]
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by Nelson6(m): 3:31pm On Feb 04, 2011
dats my wife's name angry
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by nich(m): 3:36pm On Feb 04, 2011
grin trying to kill someone soon?
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by Nelson6(m): 3:41pm On Feb 04, 2011
hmm not really grin
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by oderemo(m): 4:10pm On Feb 04, 2011
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse
« #5 on: Today at 02:46:51 PM »

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c'mn shut up. bad belle


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if u toast a girl and she refuse,nxt time u see her, slap her! [/quote]


who shld shup up now.the one instigating violence or the mere CAT.?
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by Nelson6(m): 4:19pm On Feb 04, 2011
non of the above cool grin
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by oderemo(m): 5:32pm On Feb 04, 2011
deuce then.
no more wahala. grin grin grin
was looking for a handshake symbol cant find one.
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by kemisuga(f): 2:28pm On Feb 07, 2011
Where is My Agbalumo tongue
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by Nelson6(m): 4:01pm On Feb 07, 2011
in da fridge honie kiss smiley
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by kemisuga(f): 9:26am On Feb 09, 2011
@ Nelson - grin
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by Nelson6(m): 9:52am On Feb 09, 2011
smile africa grin
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by aog: 10:14am On Feb 09, 2011
@ kemi, nice one, friend?
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by adetolaf: 12:43pm On Feb 09, 2011
u guyz are too much, very funny
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by nich(m): 8:44am On Feb 10, 2011
kemi-atawewe, have you seen my Idowu-swedish bitters or Efe-pepper fruit, Odunnu-dongoyaro or Lysaa-loroquine? undecided
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by kemisuga(f): 9:03am On Feb 10, 2011
@ nich - Sorry I didnt see any of such. I only saw my Agbalumo tongue
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by nich(m): 9:23am On Feb 10, 2011
cry

singing: ". . . could this be luv . . . "
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by kemisuga(f): 9:00am On Feb 11, 2011
@ nich - stop crying nah, I hav filled up 8 buckets of tears and u still crying. kiss
Re: Names To Call Your Spouse by Nelson6(m): 9:05am On Feb 11, 2011
@nich
cry pls, . . its been long i heard u cry grin

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