Vanilatube:
can you read

Are you dumb or pretending? Is DSTV and GOTV on thesame level? Ode!

Tatiana4u:

Are you dumb or pretending?
Is DSTV and GOTV on thesame level?
Ode!

see tears
All this untop Laycon sign deal

airmark:

Your kwa kwa kwa don dey reduce from 9 to 8, 8 to 5, 5 to 4.

keep counting my kwa kwa kwakwa kwa kwa kwakwa kwakwa kwakwa kwakwa

they said they won't watch, Nengi's movie


they won't listen to Laycon's music, not knowing that gotv and dstv, had premium plans for them..buhahahah



hoelites it's time to move to local antenna ohh!

wahala don dey for who no like, Scotland crew!


your subscription monies, is going to Laycon and Nengi's account!

Damikjay:

Bigger, consolation at all cost

God will hill u

We dont do basic deals like 10 naira sweet and GOTV cheap deals...we do bigger things!

imagine after trolling Laycon online, you enter house on television, Laycon's face appears on your gotv telling you welcome.

Chile... God is an icon!!

teepha:
Nawa ooo. Never knew our neighbor was this bitter....hating on ordinary comedy....Na to block dem Ay, basketmouth and the rest be that because e sure for me say dem go use am catch cruise anytime they are doing their comedy invasion.

yen yen yen yen
we dont encourage stupidity!
Carry your cruise go one side!
Awon radarada!

Laycon, keeps rubbing shoulders with reputable persons and organization.

check his deals na.. is it mentos,that's owned by an Italian firm, is it gotv that's owned by multi choice?

buhahahaha.. I can't say about the other


the only international thing about her, is that hor.ny men from Spain, Italy and Somalia cab watch her moaning like the dog that she's.

Erica press their necks!

Tatiana4u:

keep counting my kwa kwa kwakwa kwa kwa kwakwa kwakwa kwakwa kwakwa

I hope you and other elites will throw away your GOtv decoders today.

kikikikikik.. so nengi with the fake body, is on a serious advert with Ebuka? buhahahaha.

only nengi ,from cinema movie to High rated advert with Ebuka!

wahai, nengi is the real actress here! the other one is jubril.



congrats ninjas!!! wahala dey for who,never act film or dey for advert, after Bbn ohh!

Album name: Star girl
Tracks:
1. Aired ft. Otiti
2. Legendary ft. NB
3. Baby G ft. Kidd
4. Triple threat(catch your sub)
5. Pressing necks
6. Star of the show
7. Focus(ugh not again)
8. Face by God
9. Letter to my elites
10. English professor
11. Blockville
Kwa kwa kwa kwa

I'm expecting, operation break your decoders from elites tomorrow!!

imagine, trolling and dodging Laycon's music, only for Laycon face, to dey look you inside your house!



break the damn decoder!

Kwa kwa kwa kwa
Prince abeg be calming down...

Tatiana4u:

kwa kwa kwa kwa
I thought they would make him an ambassador for multichoice but to my surprise, they made him a GOTV sales boy!
kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

His face is not marketable enough to push the DSTV brand. them carry am go the cheapo brand. Just as how Oppo doesnt use his face to market their flagship phone.. for this life mehn

Tatiana4u:

yen yen yen yen
we dont encourage stupidity!
Carry your cruise go one side!
Awon radarada!

Shove it up your ass

Tatiana4u:
Erica press their necks!

Press whose neck?

I laugh in Triple Threat.

even in ambassadorship there are levels..

there is a huge difference between an AMBASSADOR and sales girl.

SO multi choice, DSTV/GOTV held a press conference for their newest ambassador Laycon!


I repeat hoelites, this won't be easy for y'all.

Laycon is about to be face on gotv self service channel, and his face will also appear on dstv adverts!!!

Omo God is an icon nobody can tell me anything!

So you mean Elewedu's fans will subscribe to watch Laycon..chai.

Dem no fit see my president for free again. The gast pay money to see my president

Levels!!!

I con dey very busy today... i got some facts i want to use to press Necks today. All the bulbs on this thread go off. Make una wait for me

Chibabe005:
kikikikikik.. so nengi with the fake body, is on a serious advert with Ebuka? buhahahaha.

only nengi ,from cinema movie to High rated advert with Ebuka!

wahai, nengi is the real actress here! the other one is jubril.



congrats ninjas!!! wahala dey for who,never act film or dey for advert, after Bbn ohh!

Nengi na the real star girl..
Infact na she be solar system

Laycon held press conference, while sales girl carry bottle up and down.

buhahahaha

Wahala for Elewedu fan wey dey traffic and supermarket oo. Na menthos you go see.

Wahala for Elewedu fan wey wan order Oppo from jumia oo. Na still laycon you go see.

You come go your room relax, on your Gotv. Na Laycon you go still see.

Omo, this is indeed wolf season!!!

jayjaycee0:



kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

His face is not marketable enough to push the DSTV brand. them carry am go the cheapo brand. Just as how Oppo doesnt use his face to market their flagship phone.. for this life mehn

kwa kwakwa kwa
He is nothing but a GOTV sales boy!
lmao!

Our resident Unilever Gateman is about to rant again

If you see as them sing Oriki when Laycon wan enter the event ehn. You go think say na Oba of Lagos wan enter the event..

That's the greatest honour you can receive as a Yoruba person. People that are Youruba here will understand what I'm talking about.

There are levels to this shit!!!

Meanwhile charlyboy has got some news for Turtles on the frontpage of nairaland.

See link Below
https://www.nairaland.com/6262025/charly-boy-condemns-appointment-nengi

teepha:

Shove it up your ass

Are you hor.ny or paranoid?

jayjaycee0:
I con dey very busy today... i got some facts i want to use to press Necks today. All the bulbs on this thread go off. Make una wait for me

kwa kwa kwa
giddem!

Laycon won the show and the after show with social distancing!!!

And scarlet don hint say we never even see anything. According to her they are just scratching the surface..


More bragging rights are still loading!!!

snoopy1:

Press whose neck?

I laugh in Triple Threat.

wetin be this

teepha:
Our resident Unilever Gateman is about to rant again

But wait oo... where is your unilever deal. Una still dey leave in the delusion of unilever bringing laycon as an ambassador. We will rather use our janitors as ambassadors than bring laycon on. You can take that to the bank. We dont celebrate mediocrity in unilever. What does laycon have to offer, winning big brother... damn!