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Re: Not Joke But Fact by tanimz(f): 11:28pm On Feb 07, 2011
Shior.
Re: Not Joke But Fact by bashydemy(m): 11:37pm On Feb 07, 2011
^^ Dont hate girl at least you need to remember when you mixed sand with water and put it on your jaw claiming that you eating rice, have you forgotten when you wearing only pant hawking sand saying you selling rice, have you forgotten when your pata gigan will hang in your ass Tanimz should i keep going?
Re: Not Joke But Fact by sweetguy10(m): 11:43pm On Feb 07, 2011
bashy_demy:

^^ Dont hate girl at least you need to remember when you mixed sand with water and put it on your jaw claiming that you eating rice, have you forgotten when you wearing only pant hawking sand saying you selling rice, have you forgotten when your pata gigan will hang in your backside Tanimz should i keep going?


grin grin grin grin tongue tongue
Re: Not Joke But Fact by Idowuogbo(f): 11:44pm On Feb 07, 2011
bashy_demy:

^^ Dont hate girl at least you need to remember when you mixed sand with water and put it on your jaw claiming that you eating rice, have you forgotten when you wearing only pant hawking sand saying you selling rice, have you forgotten when your pata gigan will hang in your backside Tanimz should i keep going?
kaiii grin grin grin grin grin grin
bashy i no go gree o u 2 enter badosky jnr na
y u bath am so , i no like o , otin te oju mon le
Re: Not Joke But Fact by tanimz(f): 2:02am On Feb 08, 2011
bashy_demy:

^^ Dont hate girl at least you need to remember when you mixed sand with water and put it on your jaw claiming that you eating rice, have you forgotten when you wearing only pant hawking sand saying you selling rice, have you forgotten when your pata gigan will hang in your backside Tanimz should i keep going?

You are a cow! Keep on moo'ing. grin
Re: Not Joke But Fact by bashydemy(m): 6:14am On Feb 08, 2011
^^ Kai you dont have to insult me now remember we are on joke section and everyone know what i said up there was 100% truth is not deny them and tell me where you grow i'll go there and find out i dount if you wear pant then self and talking of from age 3-11 oooo
Re: Not Joke But Fact by Gokson01(m): 10:28am On Feb 08, 2011
Just passing by, bt u remind of: in and out-center. . . Omo nide mi o- e o- funmi ni de kan. . . If ur leg is too dirty, after round one original panadol extra. . .
Re: Not Joke But Fact by bashydemy(m): 11:10am On Feb 08, 2011
nice memory gokson
Re: Not Joke But Fact by tanimz(f): 1:40pm On Feb 08, 2011
bashy_demy:

^^ Kai you dont have to insult me now remember we are on joke section and everyone know what i said up there was 100% truth is not deny them and tell me where you grow i'll go there and find out i dount if you wear pant then self and talking of from age 3-11 oooo

Suegbe, I wasn't insulting you. I was also telling the truth. tongue

I grew up in Paris. cool
Re: Not Joke But Fact by Nobody: 1:49pm On Feb 08, 2011
in east we have swell, okoso, fan (with leave and broom), wheel( grin), wrestling, street football matches,

wow i miss those days
Re: Not Joke But Fact by saintpaulo: 2:31pm On Feb 08, 2011
what of Dr. who (tom baker), IWA wrestling of mighty 'IGO', Ajentina apolo, mill mascarat, the two dimangos, british bull dog, Ox baker, USA wrestling: Micheal Ayes, Dunkyard dog, kabuki, the kerry brothers, Andrew the giant, Kamala: the ugandan giant, etc. Igbo eeledumare, arelu, feyikogbon, etc, wili wili, etc
Re: Not Joke But Fact by tluv2(f): 1:37pm On Feb 09, 2011
hmmm, i remember "mother may I??, No, you may not"
Re: Not Joke But Fact by bashydemy(m): 1:53pm On Feb 09, 2011
tanimz:

Suegbe, I wasn't insulting you. I was also telling the truth. tongue

I grew up in Paris. cool
LOL do you mean Paris street in Ajegunle?
Re: Not Joke But Fact by Nelson6(m): 2:49pm On Feb 09, 2011
buahahhahha grin

paris ko mushin ni
Re: Not Joke But Fact by bashydemy(m): 4:16pm On Feb 09, 2011
Lol no mind her jare
Re: Not Joke But Fact by Nelson6(m): 10:10am On Feb 10, 2011
i hear say she get one room for ajegunle shocked grin
Re: Not Joke But Fact by bashydemy(m): 1:18pm On Feb 10, 2011
Yes for there Family house there
Re: Not Joke But Fact by Nelson6(m): 4:12pm On Feb 10, 2011
lol we have to pay her a visit this weekend thats if ur iyawo go gree u grin
Re: Not Joke But Fact by bashydemy(m): 5:21pm On Feb 10, 2011
sure my iyawo no dey porknose into my affair since she trust me
Re: Not Joke But Fact by shakara4u(m): 5:55pm On Feb 10, 2011
summer sault(touchin no touchin) etc, tired of the rigours n stress of been an adult sef,

nice one man

free Tanmiz now, she no b ur luv again?
Re: Not Joke But Fact by bashydemy(m): 7:28pm On Feb 10, 2011
Tanimz na just my baby sister now nothing more
Re: Not Joke But Fact by flexystar(f): 7:44pm On Feb 10, 2011
WHO IS IN THE GARDEN

Leader: whose is in the Garden

N/landers: a little small boy (bashy demy)

Leader: can i come and see him

N/Landers: no-no-no-no

Leader: abeg my sister follow me (tanimz)

I REALLY LOVE THAT GAME!!!! wink wink
Re: Not Joke But Fact by bashydemy(m): 8:35pm On Feb 10, 2011
LOL see wh dey call me small boy ooo
Re: Not Joke But Fact by tanimz(f): 2:27am On Feb 11, 2011
bashy_demy:

LOL do you mean Paris street in Ajegunle?

I mean Paris in France. cool

bashy_demy:

Tanimz na just my baby sister now nothing more


Tanimz na your baby what? grin

You love to dream, don't ya? cheesy


Flexy!

Mama, longest time. How life? cool
Re: Not Joke But Fact by bashydemy(m): 3:21am On Feb 11, 2011
tanimz:

I mean Paris in France. cool

God will Answer your prayer

tanimz:


Tanimz na your baby what? grin

You love to dream, don't ya? cheesy


Dream ke you want to deny me publicly abi?
Re: Not Joke But Fact by Nelson6(m): 10:03am On Feb 11, 2011
public denial. , .too bad smiley
Re: Not Joke But Fact by dapachez: 11:21am On Feb 11, 2011
How about watching super Ted, sanford and son, some mothers do have them(frank spencer), brush strokes, vision on, night rider, V series, the professionals, skuchy n hutch, invinsible man,the A team,another life, santa babara, texas,space 1999, good times and old school tom n jerry. Remember eating kulikuli, buns n fish, soak garri with groundnut or with fish. Guguru and ekpa nko. Men growing up was fun
Re: Not Joke But Fact by seankay(m): 12:28pm On Feb 11, 2011
wow,u really took me back.i can rmemba we were alwaz mimicking jaff chan,jek li,bruce lee,vandan(jackie chan,jet lee,bruce lee,van damme), Afta watching dere films,d dayz of police nd thief,ice nd water,bojuboju,afta round one,daddy nd mummy,, i want a color, which color do u want?, awilo days.i can also rmemba anytime ngr loses a match,we always accuse d refree of collecting bribe
Re: Not Joke But Fact by tanimz(f): 2:12pm On Feb 11, 2011
bashy_demy:

God will Answer your prayer
Dream ke you want to deny me publicly abi?

Gos has already answered my prayer, thank you. cool

Joseph the dreamer, dream on you hia? cheesy
Re: Not Joke But Fact by shakara4u(m): 3:06pm On Feb 11, 2011
lol,
Re: Not Joke But Fact by bashydemy(m): 3:09pm On Feb 11, 2011
tanimz:

Gos has already answered my prayer, thank you. cool

wowww really and you dint tell me yur brother that you have gotten your France visa well happy for you i'll some money in your for flight ok good girl
Re: Not Joke But Fact by shakara4u(m): 3:55pm On Feb 17, 2011
this old couples again

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