Teachers or students, share your funny moments here

Ggremember when I was teaching, As I turned my back to write on the board, one student tip toes,took my cane and flinged it out of the window.

I was angry. All the students denied knowing who did it.

I called five Ss3 students and gave them permission to flog every pupil in class, until someone confesses.

Still stubborn class no free.
First C A test, I subtracted 5 marks from all their scores.see massive failure.some were getting -3/10.

Still no confession. I repeated the same for second CA test and threatened to subtract 30 marks from exam score.
My goal was to make sure half the class repeat.

That is when confession started to come out gradually....

The culprit was severely dealt with.

When I look back, I am amazed at the level of loyalty the pupil of JSs2 had.
Still

I remember the first day we learnt about Amoeba, it was hilarious, the whole class kept asking our teacher questions as if they didn't understand what she was saying without her knowing we where making fun of her, if you from the east, you will know the meaning of that word in our dialect.

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Ggremember when I was teaching, As I turned my back to write on the board, one student tip toes,took my cane and flinged it out of the window.

I was angry. All the students denied knowing who did it.

I called five Ss3 students and gave them permission to flog every pupil in class, until someone confesses.

Still stubborn class no free.
First C A test, I subtracted 5 marks from all their scores.see massive failure.some were getting -3/10.

Still no confession. I repeated the same for second CA test and threatened to subtract 30 marks from exam score.
My goal was to make sure half the class repeat.

That is when confession started to come out gradually....

The culprit was severely dealt with.

When I look back, I am amazed at the level of loyalty the pupil of JSs2 had.
Still

You are not a good teacher as u can see the students don't like u