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Geography by Lexyhearts(f): 3:40pm On Jun 15, 2007 |
FEMALE GEOGRAPHY - Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Afrca : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas. - Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money. - Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty. - Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit. - Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer. - Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors. - Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future. - After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole : many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there, MALE GEOGRAPHY - Between 15 and 90 , a man is like Zimbabwe : ruled by a dick, |
Re: Geography by Iboroime(f): 1:28am On Jun 18, 2007 |
Nice one there, how about chemitry? |
Re: Geography by Lexyhearts(f): 12:46pm On Jun 18, 2007 |
i will research on that |
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