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Geography by Lexyhearts(f): 3:40pm On Jun 15, 2007
FEMALE GEOGRAPHY




- Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Afrca : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.





- Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.





- Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.





- Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.





- Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.







- Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.





- Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.





- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole : many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there,








MALE GEOGRAPHY



- Between 15 and 90 , a man is like Zimbabwe : ruled by a dick,



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Re: Geography by Iboroime(f): 1:28am On Jun 18, 2007
Nice one there, how about chemitry?
Re: Geography by Lexyhearts(f): 12:46pm On Jun 18, 2007
cheesy i will research on that wink

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