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How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Nobody: 10:17pm On Jul 24, 2020 |
I've always loved driving. The feel of the engine beneath me as I rev towards my destination, the AC in my hair, the sound system blasting my favourite jam ,all these makes it something I look forward to... In the States I meant. In Nigeria it's nightmarish. Well since I came home I've mastered some skills and I hope you will learn a thing or two. Enjoy 1. Be bold. Have no fear brotherly. When you drive zero your mind. Especially in holdups. Once you're scared dem go just dey pass you any how. Enter any vehicle front. Don't trafficate before you do else they won't allow you. Gbori wole nothing do you. 2. Put your brake oil near you. Dem must kiss your car. E sure me die. If na small scratch just wipe am and move on. 3. Update your swear dictionary. Add ogun go kee you, thunder fire you, iyalaya e and the likes to your dictionary. Trust me you will need it. For in Lagos silence makes you a fool. If you are too butty and can't shout just wide your five fingers give them waka. That will suffice. 4. Never wind down in go slows or holdups. You can be robbed. Boys are not smiling. 5. Update your playlist. If you are a Christian be ready to worship God for hours. If you're secular update. For marlians just put ladugbo mi on repeat. Holdup no dey go like that o. Have fun. For when you get home na sleep sure pass. I would have written more but omo I tire. Feel free to add yours. Awo lor 242 Likes 22 Shares
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Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by spyglaxx: 8:35pm On Jul 25, 2020 |
Those Danfo brakes are one time. 52 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by homeboy205: 8:40pm On Jul 25, 2020 |
MejiLoyon: Every lagosian is naturally mad, zero joy 106 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Dtruthspeaker: 9:54am On Jul 26, 2020 |
spyglaxx: Those brakes are one time indeed 34 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by nymphomaniac(m): 7:58am On Jul 27, 2020 |
I can relate to the OP’s thoughts. Drive in Lagos, drive anywhere in the world. 43 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Dowenship(m): 5:47pm On Jul 27, 2020 |
MejiLoyon:I can't just stop laughing 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Shellsploit: 11:00pm On Jul 27, 2020 |
Don't forget to add "Airforce " sticker on your windscreen and a "koboko " on your dashboard. This is how u be chasing anyone that comes to shalaye. I bet u, the rest will be history! Speaking from experience as an ex uber driver! 119 Likes 8 Shares
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Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Nobody: 8:18pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
Shellsploit:Hehehe 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Shellsploit: 5:30pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Where's Lalasticlala sef. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by goodddnews(m): 5:37pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
nice one and straight to the point .........especially no 4, no go dey form super man, be smart, Lagos is a no man' s land 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by sanmiil: 5:37pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Fayawo edition nko? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by PureGoldh(m): 5:37pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Lagos traffic no be here...if you be learner...you go hear wiiii ontop road matterx 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Tobimercy(f): 5:37pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Ok |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Richdad50(m): 5:38pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Having a car in Lagos is a waste. Abuja is where you ride and enjoy your wheels Richdad 82 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Valoa432: 5:38pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
(◔‿◔) Lagos State,there is always traffic,where is our road safety. |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by osamz007: 5:38pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
LAGOS NA E OWN COUNTRY IF YOU NO BE STREET YOU NO FIT SURVIVE FOR MAINLAND 9 Likes |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by ednut1(m): 5:38pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
98% of lag drivers are mad. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Yankiss(m): 5:38pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
It's association of mad people. Survival of the fittest. Jungle. That's Lagos traffic, with drivers jaw to jaw and shouting expletives. 9 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Umartins1(m): 5:38pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Lol... In case of hold up and you wan cut corners, follow a danfo wey get Pasuma sticker 201 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by SAMBARRY: 5:38pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Mshewww 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by promotervickky(m): 5:38pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
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Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by freshkpomo(m): 5:39pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Verdict: No 3 seems to be a sprit, if you never sabi am you never dey drive be that... You Hear things like. *na women she be, women dey drive like goat. * car owner comot there make bus enter. * Ozuo, na so your mate dey drive. * Ogun go kill you. *Old papa nor enter o make I nor scatter your motor for you. * Go kill yourself mad man.... Crazy things, funny enough after leaving there they forget everything... A united youth is an unstoppable force. 31 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Queenserah26(f): 5:39pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Shellsploit: 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by TheGooodMan: 5:39pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Lol |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by pol23: 5:39pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Half of motorist in Lagos deserves strokes of cane as warning notice before they hit the road. Private cars drivers:5 strokes. Logistic Okada:7 strokes. Security escorts:12 strokes Danfo drivers :25 strokes... Only the Yellow Taxi should be pardon. Weyrey lo le gbe Eko. And the Deputy governor's security escort should be given 800 strokes daily. 31 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by eaddyboy: 5:40pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Werey drivers full Lagos ah swear! Mad place to drive though it's always fun 5 Likes |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Wigetsolar: 5:40pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Woos mtiuuuuuu. 1 Like |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by Shellsploit: 5:40pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Re: How To Drive In Lagos.... Agbero Edition by tunashg: 5:40pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Lagos and traffic are inseparable..dem be 5 & 6 1 Like |
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