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Val Joke by Nelson6(m): 10:26am On Feb 09, 2011 |
A young gal is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment. She says: ''You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live & look for apartment 14A, & with your elbow push the door. Come inside & you will find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of d elevator you'll find my apartment on the lift. With your elbow, hit my doorbell & I'll open the door for you'' The boyfriend says: ''Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?'' "Oh my God!! You are not coming empty-handed, are you?' !!! |
Re: Val Joke by Pogistega(m): 10:45am On Feb 09, 2011 |
That was a smart girl |
Re: Val Joke by kemisuga(f): 10:51am On Feb 09, 2011 |
Funny |
Re: Val Joke by kodylicky(f): 10:58am On Feb 09, 2011 |
Re: Val Joke by shakara4u(m): 1:03pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
women wahala, guys are stratigisin,they are expecting |
Re: Val Joke by Nelson6(m): 1:25pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
Am switching off my phone till feb 15th |
Re: Val Joke by StudioCFR(m): 10:38pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
lol Ol boy, u funny o Mtchew na so get them laid u like And when time for spending reach, u go take cover. Lol |
Re: Val Joke by ARareGem(f): 10:47pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
Funny |
Re: Val Joke by EfemenaXY: 1:00am On Feb 10, 2011 |
Nice 'n Clever Joke @Poster - I like it! |
Re: Val Joke by mikuz(m): 3:13am On Feb 10, 2011 |
Haha very funny lol |
Re: Val Joke by lysaa(f): 9:04am On Feb 10, 2011 |
B4 nkor? Pls no guy should ring my bell empty handed, coupled with d fact that it's my birthday. |
Re: Val Joke by Nelson6(m): 9:43am On Feb 10, 2011 |
@lysaa for real if i be ur guy we go quarrel before feb 14 @Efe lolz tnks luv @studio lol wetin u mean? my babe dey seriously shower me with love and i dey withdraw my wallet |
Re: Val Joke by buyles(f): 10:25am On Feb 10, 2011 |
Pogistega:really smart, nicejoke |
Re: Val Joke by Nelson6(m): 12:01pm On Feb 10, 2011 |
Tnk u buyles |
Re: Val Joke by lysaa(f): 4:18pm On Feb 11, 2011 |
Nelson**:What's there to lie about? The only special thing about Feb 14th is that it's my birthday. .watchout, in the nearest future it would be called Lisa's day and not valentine's |
Re: Val Joke by shakara4u(m): 4:25pm On Feb 11, 2011 |
What's there to lie about? The only special thing about Feb 14th is that it's my birthday. .watchout, in the nearest future it would be called [b]Lisa's [/b]day and not valentine's hehehehehehehehe, hapi lysa's day in advance then, try wake up sha |
Re: Val Joke by lysaa(f): 4:31pm On Feb 11, 2011 |
Thanks in advance too but wake up from what? and why the correction?. .i'm influencing my world with my real name not NL's |
Re: Val Joke by koolchicco: 10:25pm On Feb 11, 2011 |
Re: Val Joke by Pharoh: 10:20am On Feb 12, 2011 |
lysaa: Lol you funny oo but there should be exceptions na for tested and trusted hands like |
Re: Val Joke by StudioCFR(m): 2:42pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
mtchew |
Re: Val Joke by D1KeleVra(m): 9:45am On Feb 14, 2011 |
What a joke |
Re: Val Joke by Nelson6(m): 9:57am On Feb 14, 2011 |
happy lysa'a day to y'all |
Re: Val Joke by lysaa(f): 11:43am On Feb 14, 2011 |
^^Way to go. .way to go! See how good it sounds? lol Yes it is my day! |
Re: Val Joke by romsky: 12:20pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
Elysaabethhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy |
Re: Val Joke by lysaa(f): 12:23pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
Romskyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. wadido friend? |
Re: Val Joke by Nelson6(m): 12:55pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
who is romsky?? wats up @lysaa sounds cool lol |
Re: Val Joke by lysaa(f): 12:58pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
All good. . plus tryna put some book in my brain. must have an 'A' today! Romsky is a good ol'friend from this section. . how naw? |
Re: Val Joke by Nelson6(m): 12:59pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
cool babe, u in skul? |
Re: Val Joke by lysaa(f): 1:03pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
uh-huh! and its like that. .on my birthday, 'm having exam. |
Re: Val Joke by Nelson6(m): 4:38pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
aww gud luck^^ wishn u an exceptional success |
Re: Val Joke by KDK(m): 7:07pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
@ Lysaa, gud luck in ur exams and happy bday! Studio CFR:I follow studio hisss, why on earth do black women think it is only the duty of the man to buy gift? No be celebration of love? why can't the ladies buy gifts also? |
Re: Val Joke by skolastica: 7:12pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
Is he thinking of cmn empty handed?mmh funy |
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