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Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by damiloladuke: 5:16pm On Jul 29, 2020
Who does this goat remind you of?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9tmGe9bGiE

Lalasticlala

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Olabode971(f): 5:18pm On Jul 29, 2020
he-goat wants to form Pondei...

Lmao
grin

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by illicit(m): 5:44pm On Jul 29, 2020
lol, sakamanje goat

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Gadaluck(m): 5:46pm On Jul 29, 2020
Lol cheesy

Smart Goat!

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Blackbelly(m): 5:53pm On Jul 29, 2020
grin ;DFunny goat. I guess it may be the myotonic fainting goat. Their muscle stiffen when they get scared which explains their 'fainting'.

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Ikeast(m): 6:09pm On Jul 29, 2020
The Goat is trying to outsmart the Mallam,others should shine their eyez..

this is NIGERIA...............

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by meobizy(f): 7:00pm On Jul 29, 2020
Goats are not that smart. Dogs or pigs maybe but not goats.
Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Psalm126: 8:14pm On Jul 29, 2020
Naija goat don copy our politicians cheesy

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by ruggedtimi(m): 8:52pm On Jul 29, 2020
The goat did a pondei

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Slawormir: 8:55pm On Jul 29, 2020
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jul 29, 2020
Psalm126:
Naija goat don copy our politicians cheesy
i like this ur shoe o
Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by oteneaaron(m): 10:25pm On Jul 29, 2020
He is the GOAT.

He is the HE - GOAT.

What do you want for your birthday?

Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Notatribalist(m): 11:11pm On Jul 29, 2020
damiloladuke:
Who does this goat remind you of?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9tmGe9bGiE

Lalasticlala
This one dey learn work from NDDC.

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by sorority11(m): 11:14pm On Jul 29, 2020
It is copied in their DNA, some goat actually faints if they are being chases or preyed upon.

Browse fainting goat.

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Vyzz: 12:00am On Jul 30, 2020
Ay poyoo Don carry all these goats enter twitter....


The now no what's popping around the world

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by kiddkash(m): 12:18am On Jul 30, 2020
GOAT LIFE MATTERS

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Nobody: 12:25am On Jul 30, 2020
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Nobody: 12:37am On Jul 30, 2020
Olabode971:
he-goat wants to form Pondei...


Lmao

grin

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Olabode971(f): 1:02am On Jul 30, 2020

Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by saintvc(m): 3:24am On Jul 30, 2020
hushgoat
Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Nobody: 4:44am On Jul 30, 2020
Lol
Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by foolbuster: 1:05pm On Jul 30, 2020
That goat deserves to live grin. I hope these guys are smart enough to understand that.
Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Chienex24(m): 1:29pm On Jul 30, 2020
Mehn!! This goat sense na die. It may have just smartly saved its lifegrin grin grin grin grin
Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by emmancipated(m): 2:49pm On Jul 30, 2020
grin Shey una say goat no get sense. Everything evolves, especially on ways to survive.
Mosquitoes, rats and now goats have all become smarter, e remain fowl sha

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Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by softeeg: 3:18pm On Jul 30, 2020
hahaha! see sense
Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by tunjilomo(m): 4:19pm On Jul 30, 2020
That is the GOAT
Re: Goat About To Be Slaughtered Pretends As If It's Fainted by Catchfirez: 11:46pm On Jul 30, 2020
All goat does that. Its called fainting got. If they are in shock they faint. Making there leg paralyzed in seconds.

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