A mistake is an error, a goof, a slip-up. When you make a mistake, you've done something incorrectly.



Here’s a list of things I came up with:



1. Never fry food naked!



2. Never lie to your boss.



3. Never tell a friend or family member that you’re too sick to go out – and then go out!



4. Never use a condom that has been in your wallet for 5 years.



5. Never lick an icicle to see if your tongue will stick - it will!



6. Never show up late for an interview.



7. Never stand your date up.



8. Never tell your boss off before quitting. It could come back to haunt you.



9. Never walk by an open window in your home naked.



10. Never let your gas tank get down to empty.



11. Never swear or yell at your in-laws..



12. Never fix a friend up with somebody you don’t like.



13. Never call your spouse names.



14. Never belittle your child.



15. Never compare your children to each other.

Good and nice points. But kindly tell me what the consequences are, for number 1 and 10.

And for number 9 people should take it serious.

professore:
Good and nice points. But kindly tell me what the consequences are, for number 1 and 10.

And for number 9 people should take it serious.

1. You don't wanna get burned.


2. Do you fast? If not, fill up.

DayDreamer05:

1. You don't wanna get burned.


2. Do you fast? If not, fill up.

1) does putting on clothes prevent being burned when frying things

2) No dangerous consequence, other than hunger? No p

professore:


1) does putting on clothes prevent being burned when frying things

2) No dangerous consequence, other than hunger? No p

At least, putting on clothes would shield some parts of your body from getting burned.


May be, you haven't fry potato immersed in water.

DayDreamer05:

At least, putting on clothes would shield some parts of your body from getting burned.


May be, you haven't fry potato immersed in water.

It's okay

No. 1, 5 and 9 got me laughing. nice one OP