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The Wonderer by kemisuga(f): 9:10am On Feb 10, 2011
If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, why then are whales fat? undecided

Why is the place in a stadium where people sit, called a STAND? shocked

Why is it that everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die? grin

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the white piece is moved first? smiley

In our country, we have freedom of speech, then why do we have telephone bills?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? tongue

Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle? shocked

Why do you still call it a building when its already built? cheesy

If its true that we are here to help others, what then are others here for? undecided

If you aren't supposed to drink and drive, why then do bars have parking lots? tongue

We all are living too seriously in a funny world, so just sit back for a while and enjoy the fun,

grin grin grin grin
Re: The Wonderer by lysaa(f): 9:17am On Feb 10, 2011
Heha the ans isn't necessary if not, Lol
Re: The Wonderer by kodylicky(f): 9:31am On Feb 10, 2011
good one poster
Re: The Wonderer by kemisuga(f): 9:44am On Feb 10, 2011
Fenks wink
Re: The Wonderer by Nelson6(m): 10:14am On Feb 10, 2011
food for tots, good for the mawning . .tnks kemi grin

my proposal is still open *be my val* smiley
Re: The Wonderer by Odunnu: 11:22am On Feb 10, 2011
You try.
Re: The Wonderer by Odunnu: 11:25am On Feb 10, 2011
You try.
Re: The Wonderer by kemisuga(f): 11:49am On Feb 10, 2011
@ Nelson - Do you hav a lot of money to be my VAL grin
Re: The Wonderer by Nelson6(m): 11:57am On Feb 10, 2011
yes dearie i do . .got a villa in netherlands, bill gates happens to be my twin,

i have 15 oil wells in delta state, right now am browsing in my private jet,

gonna take u on a roller coaster ride . . dis summer . .be my val dear, and am gonna rock ur world

wiff my pounds sterling kiss wink
Re: The Wonderer by kemisuga(f): 12:00pm On Feb 10, 2011
@ Nelson - U are fake jorrrrr tongue
Re: The Wonderer by Nelson6(m): 12:02pm On Feb 10, 2011
ohh my lol , .so u think. be my val b4 passing ur judgement cool

am for real smiley
Re: The Wonderer by xynerise: 12:05pm On Feb 10, 2011
Here is mine
Why do gals wear trousers to cover themselves properly yet they sag?
Why do gals engage in a relationship even if they know the guy doesnt love them?
Re: The Wonderer by Afam4eva(m): 12:11pm On Feb 10, 2011
Nice one poster, Food for thought.
Re: The Wonderer by Kunbee: 11:23pm On Feb 10, 2011
Ok
Re: The Wonderer by oderemo(m): 12:16am On Feb 11, 2011
dont let this back patting get to the head oh. cool
you try sha grin
Re: The Wonderer by kemisuga(f): 8:34am On Feb 11, 2011
@ xynerise - why do guys sleep wit gurls even though dey dnt love/like dem?
why do guys tell gurls dey love dem, wen dey dnt mean it?
why do guys cheat on deir partner, and still claim dey hav rights to do such?
tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: The Wonderer by Nelson6(m): 9:07am On Feb 11, 2011
its a mans world grin
Re: The Wonderer by kodylicky(f): 9:31am On Feb 11, 2011
Nelson**:

its a mans world grin
dreamsssssss!!!
Re: The Wonderer by Nelson6(m): 9:40am On Feb 11, 2011
dont be jealous. . .i never told u to be a woman grin
Re: The Wonderer by shakara4u(m): 4:16pm On Feb 11, 2011
hehehehehehehe

nyc one kemi n ode

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