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A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by HOLU77: 9:26am On Feb 10, 2011 |
A married businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. He spent the night with her but before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him and promised to have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 instead and enclosed the following type-written note: "Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; and 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large." Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note: "Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady." |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by buyles(f): 10:22am On Feb 10, 2011 |
funny, very funny, where did u get dat from |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by Nelson6(m): 10:40am On Feb 10, 2011 |
buahhhhahahh lol . , . serves the man right, how him go do, he no go wan pay. .some men sef nice joke |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by glassman: 11:06am On Feb 10, 2011 |
cunny man meets cunny woman, OP, waitin 4 d response of d man O! |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by Odunnu: 11:15am On Feb 10, 2011 |
That babe must be a waffy gurl or waffy brought up |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by Afam4eva(m): 11:24am On Feb 10, 2011 |
Very funny, I dey laugh. |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by Nelson6(m): 11:58am On Feb 10, 2011 |
laff well o |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by eldav(m): 3:37pm On Feb 10, 2011 |
Ok,nice story. Where's the joke? |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by angelz(f): 3:53pm On Feb 10, 2011 |
tho av seen it b4 (a long time ago on NL) but its funny |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by eldav(m): 4:32pm On Feb 10, 2011 |
Watz funny? |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by babyme1(f): 4:50pm On Feb 10, 2011 |
Me like |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by HamidO1(m): 4:55pm On Feb 10, 2011 |
Nice one, |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by Pweety4me(f): 5:55am On Feb 22, 2011 |
Lol good 1 |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by shakara4u(m): 4:48pm On Feb 22, 2011 |
nice one poster lmfao, |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by oderemo(m): 7:08pm On Feb 22, 2011 |
i say it, i say it, some pple still got jokes. that is a damn good one bro. |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by StudioCFR(m): 1:06am On Feb 23, 2011 |
The business man must be IBO Even an arm robber is a business man for Enugu |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by Nelson6(m): 9:24am On Feb 23, 2011 |
stop exposing urself oniranu |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by Dabss(m): 10:34pm On Feb 23, 2011 |
funny/ |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by angelz(f): 4:27pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
@ Nelson LOL 4 studioCFR |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by Pogistega(m): 6:56pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
What do you mean by waffi girl? She must be an Ijebu girl. |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by bobjr: 7:27pm On Mar 03, 2011 |
Very nice , |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by creampy(f): 8:45pm On Mar 03, 2011 |
nice one |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by StudioCFR(m): 11:11pm On Mar 04, 2011 |
What is so nice about IBO people? Kidnapping and Day light robbery? u must be kidding me. Mtchew! |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by Nobody: 9:26am On Feb 19, 2021 |
ProDiverse:Go and rest bro. You're a fool and poor |
Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by ProDiverse: 10:05am On Feb 19, 2021 |
Venom2001: Wait you get mouth to talk abi.. No body should deal with this idiot.. He is a bloody scammer.. |
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