When planning a church crusade, one of the most important things to think about is the theme of that crusade. Now unlike a circular conference or meeting where organizers could easily pick a nice theme, the church is a little different. 

Rather than trying to be catchy with any crusade theme, it is supposed to be given with God’s own directives and approval.

Theme are not just randomly selected by man’s wisdom. Days are supposed to be spent fasting and praying for a revelation of what should be used as the theme for upcoming crusades. 

Sadly, it is no longer the case today. Because we want our auditorium to be filled to it’s capacity, we have to get the right words to use. The target is usually on the audience. Their common problems shared are being used as a bait to prepare themes of crusades. 

Common needs/problems are being used as key words for crusade theme. Words like money, witches and wizards, defeating the devil, overnight wealth, travelling oversees and so on.

This has given rise to some really hilarious themes for crusades which has made Christianity seem like a joke to many.

Here are some hilarious theme of crusades in Nigeria;

1. I am not a Christmas goat.

2. Aunty wetin I do you? 

3. I will not leave Lagos empty handed. 

4. Kill them before they kill you. 

5. Who tie the goat? 

6. This beautiful sister must marry. 

7. 3 days of forceful change; Buhari shall not return. 

8. Wetin I do you, na you they do me? You go die o- abi you want craze? 

9. Kill the mosquito and the Malaria.

10. Give me a spouse or I die.

11. Uncle wetin I do you? 

12. All the hot girls in Lagos attend Dr fireman’s church.

13. Oh God, Na like this we go they dey? 

14. Emergency wedding; let me marry or you die.

15. My father my father, release my money.

16. Give my enemies dry breast oh God.

17. Bet9ja must favor my family season 2. 

18. Who is monitoring my life? Leave me and let me drive my car.

19. I don tire for this NONESENSE.

20. My garri don-done; this year is our year.

The list goes on and on. Whenever I see themes like the above on billboards, I feel sorry for “Christians” who run to such places. 

If you are a good Christian who knows their God whome they serve, you will go to such places. If you do, then It is either you don’t have the spirit to discern or you’re just blind to the times that we are in. The end times.

I also wonder if these themes are really products of prayers for heavenly Revelations. I guess they are just another sets of catchy phrases to attracts people into a bounty harvest (offerings).

These things keeps making Christianity seem like a joke to many. People who have little or no strong backgrounds are easily swayed and made to believe it’s a business avenue. Only God would help us.

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Check the venues/locations of such shiitty nonsense and you'd understand the difference between the poor and the rich.

Poverty is proportionally linked to retardedness.

Bible says "Do not be deceived, God is not mocked" They are doing programs.

God is not a God of confusion and true Christians knows the Truth.

All the hot girls in Lagos attend Dr fireman’s church.

what a love-vendor

All the hot girls in Lagos attend Dr fireman’s church.

what a p.imp

comedy galore...aunty wetin i do you?

Churches are businesses and these businesses need to cater to the needs and taste of their customers in order to keep the doors open and the money coming in.

So what do you expect of them? @OP

Uselessness

Lol. Quick loot, Fast plunder.....God has a sense of humour too

Peter, the apostle, warned people about ALL MOGs (False Prophets and Teachers), from about 2000 years ago.

2 Peter 2 vs 1-7 (ERV)
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1. In the past there were false prophets among God’s people. It is the same now. You will have some false teachers in your group. They will teach things that are wrong—ideas that will cause people to be lost. And they will teach in a way that will be hard for you to see that they are wrong. They will even refuse to follow the Master who bought their freedom. And so they will quickly destroy themselves.
2. Many people will follow them in the morally wrong things they do. And because of them, others will say bad things about the way of truth we follow.
3. These false teachers only want your money. So they will use you by telling you things that are not true. But the judgment against these false teachers has been ready for a long time. And they will not escape God who will destroy them.

4. When angels sinned, God did not let them go free without punishment. He sent them to hell. He put those angels in caves of darkness, where they are being held until the time when God will judge them.

5. And God punished the evil people who lived long ago. He brought a flood to the world that was full of people who were against God. But he saved Noah and seven other people with him. Noah was a man who told people about living right.

6. God also punished the evil cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. He burned them until there was nothing left but ashes. He used those cities as an example of what will happen to people who are against God.
7. But he saved Lot, a good man who lived there. Lot was greatly troubled by the morally bad lives of those evil people. 8 This good man lived with those evil people every day, and his good heart was hurt by the evil things he saw and heard.

What peter said is indeed what we see happening here and now. Because of the AntiChrists also called MOGs, the world does not view Jesus Christ in a good light at all. You simply mention that you believe in the God of the Bible, and almost immediately you see the detest in their looks... nothing to do with persecution at all. No, they have become wary of those who claim to be Christians. The world is tired of the lies and deceit of MOGs - the hypocrisy that is claimed and justified in the name of God.

These MOGs are the Antichrists as they have set themselves up as Masters over Jesus Christ's flock, pretending to be Teachers in His place.

Their doctrines and traditions are twisted representations of the teachings of Jesus Christ, and in many cases many are deceived and led away from the Truth of Jesus Christ as a result.

They sit themselves in the place of God in the minds of His own sheep and they steal, kill and destroy, for their own pleasure and kingdoms, that which God has planned for those who are His. And they do all of this in the name of God.
MOGs are the false prophets that Jesus Christ warned His followers to beware of. These are the antichrists that the apostles spoke of even during their days.