1)When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2)When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.? And
she replies you, Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night.

5) When you say Mummy I took 2nd in my
class and she replies, So the person that took
first has two heads abi??

6) When you are watching television with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the channel.

7) When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend come here to play with you?

When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.

9) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween���

10) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or paper.

11) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill me''.

12) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

13) When you ask her to refund the money she
borrowed from you and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?'' �

**** I can relate with No 1,2,4,9,10 and 11 ****

Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mum don't know about you.

Add Yours , cc lalasticlala

5) When you say Mummy I took 2nd in my
class and she replies, So the person that took
first has two heads abi??

Which one is took second again?

Second orange or biscuit?

God bless our mothers.

All true

When u no hear word and she has to remind u that u suck her breast and she packed ur shit lol

Amotolongbo:
Which one is took second again?

Second orange or biscuit?

Took second is second position in class.

lexy2014:


Took second is second position in class.

oh!

To carry second in class abi?

Amotolongbo:
oh!

To carry second in class abi?

Ehen...now u are talking. I thought maybe u had a special way u de talk ur own

Amotolongbo:
Which one is took second again?

Second orange or biscuit?

Second to none

I can relate with almost all of the above.

That one too dey,but check siggy abeg

lexy2014:


Ehen...now u are talking. I thought maybe u had a special way u de talk ur own

Its "I came second in class" not "i took second".