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How To Avoid The Loss Of “rep” From Suddenly Being Without Your Car by dawogbemila: 7:36pm On Aug 17, 2020
Your car has changed your life in many ways.⁣

It has made your years of sacrificial savings worth it.⁣

Adding to you the ease at which you get around.⁣

The leather or fabric seats plus air conditioning has added some comfort on the go.⁣

Your car has ended your exposure to trailer fumes, elements of the weather and general wear and tear on you.⁣

People now look at you with respect when you pull out of your gate and hit the streets on your way out.⁣

In fact, your social status has experienced a total turn around.⁣

That’s your new lifestyle because of your car.⁣

Hmm…⁣

Imagine that you suddenly have to be without your car for just a day.⁣

Back to square one.⁣

Your early morning commute and hustle for danfo.⁣

Kai!⁣

The conductor stretching his arm over your head exposing his hairy armpit while trying to get his money from others.⁣

Imagine that you have to jump off whilst the bus is still on the move and twist your ankle as the raggedy bus tears your suit.⁣

Damn!⁣

This was avoidable but you “dey kakun” (slang for being over calculative and stingy).⁣

You could have done without this embarrassment and loss of “rep” in your area.⁣

Just because your “baby” (in Lasisi’s voice) got damaged in a collision with a “nepa” (now PHCN) pole on your way home from your weekend groove.⁣

Qudus, your rewire didn’t do his job well because you negotiate like a pauper and this led to wires melting and your engine caught fire.⁣

Ahan han! This doesn’t have to be you.⁣

See, even when it’s not salary period, you don’t have to be without your car when accident occurs and repairs are needed.⁣

Business can be slow but you can be financially confident that you can maintain your packaging for business appointments in your lovely car no matter what happen.⁣

Guess what?⁣

You can transfer the burden of the following to us:⁣

1. Cost of repairs of your car from damage by accident or fire⁣

2. Cost of replacement of your car after total loss due to theft, accidental write off⁣

3. Medical expenses for bodily injury to you and your driver⁣

4. Obligation to compensate third party for repair cost of damage to vehicle, property, bodily injury or death⁣

5. Towing cost from site of accident within or outside Lagos to the repair shop⁣

6. And much more.⁣

So you know, all these come at a cost of 5% of the value of your car.⁣

But to make it easy on you given the covid-19 economy, you can enjoy this financial confidence and be sure you won’t have to be without your car by paying us 3% of the value of your car.⁣

My MD must not find out I am doing this as it might cost me a sanction but your “swag” needs to be intact.⁣

Don’t lose out on:⁣

• The peace of mind knowing that any unplanned bills from accidental occurrence to your car is sorted.⁣

• The privilege of staying on your financial budget and plans that would have been disrupted by these kind of bills.⁣

• Avoiding the embarrassment of having to trek and hustle for bus when you were seen as a big boy in your area.⁣

• Maintaining your current lifestyle that was assured by the prestige and comfort provided by your car.⁣

• Being a good citizen and carrying out your civic duty since you will also be covering any third party obligations which is ordinarily mandated by law.⁣

• The health benefits of avoiding the situations of inhaling trailer fumes, blaring horn, impact of sunlight and rain and general wear and tear on you.⁣

As a bonus for fast action takers who will want to take action in 24hrs, you get all these benefits at 2.5% of the value of your car. Just send a Whatsapp chat to 08038209658 to get a quotation right away.⁣

Remember that, bad things do happen to good people. Why don’t you make sure that you are protected and safe than sorry?⁣

Just send a Whatsapp chat 08038209658 to get a quote and make sure your “rep” stays intact.

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