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Have You Been Pressed Before Without A Help? by alpha2zulu: 7:19am On Aug 20, 2020 |
I woke up this morning at 6AM with a running stomach, I checked up all of our drum for flushing water but there was none. Now, this time it started getting serious, as where to fetch water is very far and I go there with at least two gallons. I became frustrated and helpless, then I summoned courage by going to fetch the water. I got there with #100 which my cost is #30 and for me not to waste time for my remaining balance of #70, I anticipated by giving the morning earlier to the stubborn girl. She kept the money and told to wait (in my mind, I was like if you know what I'm passing through here), then my gallon was filled but sh*t keeps on forcing itself from my a** I was like, no! I can't do this here. I had to ignore the change. Before I rest two times on the way before getting home, but nay, I took it home straight. I got home a little relieved, and was walking to the (only toilet in the compound) like a boss, I got there; knocked at the door and heard a woman's voice like "person dey inside". By this time, I felt like I do not exist, I annoyingly went inside dragging my legs as I couldn't endure anymore, this time it started pushing out so fast that I had to rush to the bucket my cousin use for urinating at night. I looked at the floor to see some drop of it. I had to tidy up and spray air freshener all over. Thank God my cousin was at work. Tell us yours. |
Re: Have You Been Pressed Before Without A Help? by bernard1000001(m): 7:27am On Aug 20, 2020 |
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Re: Have You Been Pressed Before Without A Help? by Vyzz: 7:50am On Aug 20, 2020 |
Ntooor.... Shebi the told u not to eat mama iyabos beans |
Re: Have You Been Pressed Before Without A Help? by yanabasee1(m): 8:23am On Aug 20, 2020 |
Anywhere I live... I often check bushes around.... For emergency discharge..... OP, learn to use the bush for times like this..... |
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