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Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by babaibadan(m): 1:45pm On Jun 19, 2007
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are,

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?







Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are, ?






Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it, Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?






Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right,
.Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana , 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?






Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by Lexyhearts(f): 1:49pm On Jun 19, 2007
whatz this shit ,is this a joke n-way.stop being foolish u are supposed to bring jokes not this shit
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by babaibadan(m): 1:51pm On Jun 19, 2007
@lexy
grin
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by Lexyhearts(f): 2:18pm On Jun 19, 2007
i guess u get it into your fucken head. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by desorlah(f): 3:28pm On Jun 19, 2007
Lexyhearts:

whatz this shit ,is this a joke n-way.stop being foolish u are supposed to bring jokes not this shit

is it his fault that you didnt get any of the questions right?
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by jesusfreak(f): 3:30pm On Jun 19, 2007
wink cool

im sure most i -too-knows out there wuldnt find it funny to loose
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by Lexyhearts(f): 3:40pm On Jun 19, 2007
desorlah:

is it his fault that you didnt get any of the questions right?



WHATEVER,TO HELL WITH THAT  grin grin grin
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by jesusfreak(f): 8:24am On Jun 20, 2007
mmmn lexyheart lexyheart we all know ure smart so y dont u admit ur folly for once grin wink
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by godthanks: 8:47am On Jun 20, 2007
Lexy isn't a fool, u guy just don't want to use ur brains. Kip it up lexy. I dey feel ur steaz
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by godthanks: 8:49am On Jun 20, 2007
Lexy isn't a fool, u guy just don't want to use ur brains. Kip it up lexy. I dey feel ur steaz
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by desorlah(f): 10:24am On Jun 20, 2007
god_thanks:

Lexy isn't a fool, u guy just don't want to use your brains. Kip it up lexy. I dey feel your steaz

Did u get any of it right? BE HONEST
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by BASETSANA(f): 10:40am On Jun 20, 2007
l failed to get not even one question correct
l wonder really if ther is anyone who got all the questions correct
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by ogbes(m): 3:13pm On Jun 20, 2007
this cool keep it up.i only manage to get question 4 right because ve seen it b4.
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by champredd(m): 8:23pm On Jun 20, 2007
That's really clever. Where do you get that from?
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by babaibadan(m): 2:26am On Jun 21, 2007
u do research and then u copy and paste grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by Iboroime(f): 4:23am On Jun 21, 2007
babaibadan, this is tight. I dig your flavour.
lexxyhearts, please end this struggle and stop amusing us with your ignorance.
Re: Test For Idiocy (compulsory) by Lexyhearts(f): 8:26am On Jun 21, 2007
Iboroime:

babaibadan, this is tight. I dig your flavour.
lexxyhearts, please end this struggle and stop amusing us with your ignorance.

whats your problem wink.wch struggle do u mean

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