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Africans hardly discuss death and funeral,sharing of estates and who-gets-what is a better discourse . .IMO.
Flying a corpse home aint a joke!I heard some ppl (prolly the aged) sort out their burial plans years ahead their departure(living testament) with some of them instructing that they be buried wherever death meets them.

My dad was flown in from london, we had a cousin there who did the running around, we paid for it close to 1,500 pounds include flying the body but you must send the name of the receiving undertaker firm as they deal with the company not family

Any loved/unloved one of mine that dies here gets buried here period.
I ain't spending no money of mine flying some funky-rotten-arzzed-corpse across continental lines.
Next time, pick the correct place to die.

You have been warned.
Yup! Screw what your everlasting 'troubled' spirit feels.
I ain't gonna be buried in Nigeria either.
My advanced directive(living will and testament) stipulates: CREMATION ONLY!
You did not fly to Nigeria while alive. . .now you wanno fly "first class" as a dead body?

You berra make sure you save all that money YOURSELF, before you die anywhere around me.
Or, I'll be burning yourfunkyaaaaaaaaazzz in ma backyard as stoking embers for real.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!

Blazay:

Any loved/unloved one of mine that dies here gets buried here period.
I ain't spending no money of mine flying some funky-rotten-arzzed-corpse across continental lines.
Next time, pick the correct place to die.

You have been warned.
Yup! Screw what your everlasting 'troubled' spirit feels.
I ain't gonna be buried in Nigeria either.
My advanced directive(living will and testament) stipulates: CREMATION ONLY!
You did not fly to Nigeria while alive. . .now you wanno fly "first class" as a dead body?

You berra make sure you save all that money YOURSELF, before you die anywhere around me.
Or, I'll be burning yourfunkyaaaaaaaaazzz in ma backyard as stoking embers for real.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

You are still soooo annoying!

Blazay:

Any loved/unloved one of mine that dies here gets buried here period.
I ain't spending no money of mine flying some funky-rotten-arzzed-corpse across continental lines.
Next time, pick the correct place to die.

You have been warned.
Yup! Screw what your everlasting 'troubled' spirit feels.
I ain't gonna be buried in Nigeria either.
My advanced directive(living will and testament) stipulates: CREMATION ONLY!
You did not fly to Nigeria while alive. . .now you wanno fly "first class" as a dead body?

You berra make sure you save all that money YOURSELF, before you die anywhere around me.
Or, I'll be burning yourfunkyaaaaaaaaazzz in ma backyard as stoking embers for real.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!

[size=3pt]Aaaah! Almondjoy. . . always a pleasure![/size]

Heeeeeeeeey?
What happened to the original post with which this thread was started?
Did I offend the OP?
Whiarrrrrishi ze ori-go-nor posht?
I dunno why deez peepz dun like to take advice huh?

Mu he he he he he

Ujujoan:

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

You are still soooo annoying!

This "O-Ju-Ju" Calabar "Joan" again?

Kaaaaiii --- this Blazay is funny and wicked --- ahahaha!