So u are in Ghana o she is in Nigeria? How did you both meet?

Ms. Potato:

So u are in Ghana o she is in Nigeria? How did you both meet?

we met in Nigeria, grad frm same university

yusuf_@:

we met in Nigeria, grad frm same university

Good for u. When u get maried, no forget to invit Dyt and I to your wedding. I want chop cake!

Ms. Potato:

Good for u. When u get maried, no forget to invit Dyt and I to your wedding. I want chop cake!

Sure i'm gonna ve a tent specifically for Nairalanders, but i must not see Dyt there. or else,

Or else wetin

Ms. Potato:

Or else wetin

ask am, she know y?

ButI havent seen her in a logn time. WHile we wait, please answer me

Else wat young man?
*guess his wld b looks hot lyk i always want em*
scared boi?
Nt 2 worry i ll jst v er 4 few days

Dyt, what is going on

Dont mind dat young man
*bsyds she s gon b burnt black,nah dont do such*
ow s ur lil pig?
Wats d name?

Ms. Potato:

Dyt, what is going on

Dyt is confused, she just saw one episode of the L Word and now she thinks she was born to do punni-es instead.

Dyt:

Else wat young man?
*guess his wld b looks hot lyk i always want em*
scared boi?
Nt 2 worry i ll jst v er 4 few days

Who are u callin young man? take time oh, well, if u must know, i dont want u @ my wedding because *keypad Freezes*

I v seen frm 1-7 boi
keypad beha freeze

Dyt:

how s your lil pig?
Wats d name?

Oh no, its not my pig. It is my brother's friend's pig which had a skin problem so they brought it to me to check and see what I can do. Am trying to use some natural herbs and see if it works.

Yusuf, what did you do to Dyt which had made her so angry with you?

u sure must v given d pig a name
dont mind yusuf

Ms. Potato:

Yusuf, what did you do to Dyt which had made her so angry with you?

one good thing i can honestly sat about mua is that i hardly get people annoyed , i try as much as possible to please everyone    but i don't go out of my way to do so, hence, i doubt if dyt is actually annoyed wif me,  evident from her respond . Abi, dyt dear, no be play we dey play? . Any way sha, which wan come be all these pet tok again, i think i might get me a Zebra . and dyt, who tell u say na every Ghanaian dey dark colored , My gf light pass angel, walahi

Dyt:

u sure must v given d pig a name
dont mind yusuf

yes, the pig already has a nam. Her name is Pinky Patricia. I dont know why they name her that but she seems to like her name

yusuf_@:

one good thing i can honestly sat about mua is that i hardly get people annoyed , i try as much as possible to please everyone    but i don't go out of my way to do so, hence, i doubt if dyt is actually annoyed wif me,  evident from her respond . Abi, dyt dear, no be play we dey play? . Any way sha, which wan come be all these pet tok again, i think i might get me a Zebra . and dyt, who tell u say na every Ghanaian dey dark colored , My gf light pass angel, walahi

U try to pleae evryone? Really? Why?

To be honest with you, at first I was a little skeptical of opening this thread because I always have guys whom looks as good looking as you being a show off and they tend to treat like the sun evolves around their faces but because I seriously admire your look, I had to tell u. Guess I was wrong. U werent the type of guy I presume you to be and also u werent the guy I least expected you to be either. This is strange

U try to pleae evryone? Really? Why?

To be honest with you, at first I was a little skeptical of opening this thread because I always have guys whom looks as good looking as you being a show off and they tend to treat like the sun evolves around their faces but because I seriously admire your look, I had to tell u. Guess I was wrong. U werent the type of guy I presume you to be and also u werent the guy I least expected you to be either. This is strange 

lol @ bolded. i try 2 please everyone, sounds wierd rite? it's a common saying dat u can't pls everybody howeva hard u try, but i leave by a typical politicians philosophy that u stand to gain when u make an attempt & loose when u don't. if u're one with a sensitive conscience, u wouldn't feel good 4 not trying.   . that said, "i wasn't d guy u least expected me 2 b"?, don't get all carried away, u cant expect everyone to be what u want them to be, that's how pipu get hurt, just learn to accept people 4 who they actually are. so hows pinky patricia?, neva knew pets could have last names

yusuf_@:

i try 2 please everyone, sounds wierd rite? it's a common saying dat u can't pls everybody howeva hard u try, but i leave by a typical politicians philosophy that u stand to gain when u make an attempt & loose when u don't. if u're one with a sensitive conscience, u wouldn't feel good 4 not trying.   . that said, "i wasn't d guy u least expected me 2 b"?, don't get all carried away, u cant expect everyone to be what u want them to be, that's how pipu get hurt, just learn to accept people 4 who they actually are. so hows pinky patricia?, neva knew pets could have last names

Dont get me wrong. Infact, you are beyond too good to be true. Most guys especially here on NL are so full of shait. They put me off but you with your good looks and good personality, Im astonished!

You know I was once like you. I use to satisfy everybody but myself. I even gave up my dreams for the sake of my own family and in the end, Im the one crying blood and when you have been thrown in a pit, no one was there to help me. I learn alot from all these hard lessons. And now I dont bother to satisfy anyone anymore cause to me, the decisions I make today is based on my free will and when I did a mistake I will learn from it and there shall be no one to blame and at least in the future I wont regret it.

All those people you are satisfying now when you make a mistake just by satisfying them, they will never come to your aid and they will make it as if you are the one that decided to do it so u pay for it. When they die and u are alie on this earth, u will regret ever doing the things you didnt want to do just because u wanted to satify someone else. Just saying.

Well, my dog that pass away had a first name, second name, third name and last name. Thats why his full name is Jingles Fat Belly Peacan Nut Can u believe it, his pig, I have to call he exactly Pinky Patricia otherwise she wont listen!! na what kinda pig is this??

Ms. Potato:

Dont get me wrong. Infact, you are beyond too good to be true. Most guys especially here on NL are so full of shait. They put me off but you with your good looks and good personality, Im astonished!

You know I was once like you. I use to satisfy everybody but myself. I even gave up my dreams for the sake of my own family and in the end, Im the one crying blood and when you have been thrown in a pit, no one was there to help me. I learn alot from all these hard lessons. And now I dont bother to satisfy anyone anymore cause to me, the decisions I make today is based on my free will and when I did a mistake I will learn from it and there shall be no one to blame and at least in the future I wont regret it.

All those people you are satisfying now when you make a mistake just by satisfying them, they will never come to your aid and they will make it as if you are the one that decided to do it so u pay for it. When they die and u are alie on this earth, u will regret ever doing the things you didnt want to do just because u wanted to satify someone else. Just saying.

Well, my dog that pass away had a first name, second name, third name and last name. Thats why his full name is Jingles Fat Belly Peacan Nut Can u believe it, his pig, I have to call he exactly Pinky Patricia otherwise she wont listen!! na what kinda pig is this??

yeah, u notion on pleasing pipu is kinda right, but in life, there are some mistakes u just have to make urself to truly understand the repercussions, non withstanding, i have to still say, we all have different ways of reacting to peoples expectations of u? whether u choose 2 please them or disappoint them, whateva wld b wld b. que sera sera.

yusuf_@:

yeah, u notion on pleasing pipu is kinda right, but in life, there are some mistakes u just have to make urself to truly understand the repercussions, non withstanding, i have to still say, we all have different ways of reacting to peoples expectations of u? whether u choose 2 please them or disappoint them, whateva wld b wld b. que sera sera.

Yusuf, like how many times do u want to please everybody and do you gain hap[piness over it?

Walks in sngin
do it lyk a brova
do it lyk a dude
grab my crotch
do it lyk ya

Dyt:

Walks in sngin
do it lyk a brova
do it lyk a dude
grab my crotch
do it lyk ya

it's either u're high on somtin or u walkd in2 d wrong thread @ Ms.Potato, sometimes

Walks in n shoutin
yusufu
yusufu
yusufu

Dyt:

Walks in n shoutin
yusufu
yusufu
yusufu

i hope this is just a case of hang-ova & notin more oh?

Inked_Nerd:

@OP: Yes, I agree--he is handsome. I wonder if he has a brother

LOL! Inked. I can see that you are having some dirty thoughts LMAO!

Inked_Nerd:

@OP: Yes, I agree--he is handsome. I wonder if he has a brother

Wonder no more 4 d answer 2 ur q is yeah, & to think that people say he is more handsome , Ms. Potato, come let me tell u somtin about Dyt

yusuf_@:

Wonder no more 4 d answer 2 your q is yeah, & to think that people say he is more handsome , Ms. Potato, come let me tell u somtin about Dyt

Huh?? What is it? I cannot hear ya!!!!

Inked_Nerd:


lol lol lol you know me so well Ms. Potato

yes naa cause I was thinking of the same thing

*steps back 2 watch from afar*