today is my birthday on nairaland

So where d party @ ?, Only 1 year old, JJC

who is a JJC ? with my 3kplus post and still counting

Na today? [s]Can u relate the number of times u & ur husband has kerewa with how long u've been married, guess not[/s] any ways sha happy Nirthday.

What is Nirthday?

it the anniversary of registering on NL

^^^wot re u both doing in this abandoned house? Esplly u, sleekyb! Pls jst make sure u turn off d lights wen leaving.

Why single out sleekyb? Don't tell me you are begining to fall in love with her?

Hahaha
jealous wife

Shld have known what?

^^^ someone seems to be biting more than what they can chew! careful so u don't walk into a bomb blast. and by the way, the words not DATING, it is MARRIED TO

iyatrustee:

Why single out sleekyb? Don't tell me you are begining to fall in love with her?

is that not ur traditional name? dem dey fall in luv with person twice?

Yusuf ur kinda guy cant marry my corporate housekeeper!

I can deduce frm ur Pic that u One of those blokes Seeking a Chemist work with an N.d Certificate, now how can that fetch Iya a Maize flakes?

^^^I wld love 2 believe u're jst joking up there, but if it's ur humble opinion, well, y wld i want 2 strip u of ur right to though?

guess u wld b xpecting me to try 2 prove u wrong by telling u i've got a B.Engr and an M.Engr on d way i jst hope u know what those mean ,and bla bla bla, bottom line, it ain't gonna change anything, right?

Keep those flaunting to ur self and keep gerrin xcited cos some Idle N.l ladies are calin u 'handsome'

El Guapo:

Keep those flaunting to your self and keep gerrin xcited cos some Idle N.l ladies are calin u 'handsome'

lol, so that's what this is all about, dude!

Once again, u're entitled to ur opinion
, u can go ahead and write a book about how amazed u re! I dn't give 2 foks!

^^^ Man whats your business if ladies admire him? Are you some kind of Gestapo now?

Abeg go sleep jor bloody attention seeker!

@yusuf
Don't mind the a$$, no babe is talking I love you too him so im belle no sweet again.

How your side? Caught any Boko Harams yet?

@ Reed, which day my husband don become trap for boko haram dis one you are asking him if he has caught any yet

the heavy traffic we created at the entrance of abj city is jst d beginning, wait till we start going from office to office and house to house in search of BOMBS.

Abeg make una just stay for Maiduguri.

Meanwhile I need a firearm to defend my house from Boko Haram  

iya

^^what are u doing here? I don't live here again. I divorced yusuf already!

why?

Spousal neglect!