Hello guys, please i need help here - insults and puns are allowed, too.

A friend of mine (gender not necessary here) needs to write a letter to the HR of a particular company.

The letter is simply to request for a timeoff (one week precisely).

This (request/plea) doesn't apply to me anyway - I haven't worked under people (been a freelancer all the while); thus, I'm not conversant with letter stuff!

I'm trying to help a friend who needs a week off, to rush back to school, and complete some tasks towards schools' reopening.

Thanks for your contributions.

I heartily appreciate in advance.

There are templates and other resources that your friend can use online by simply Googling "sample letters". Whatever you'll get here on Nairaland won't be better than those resources.

If the friend can't use these online tools/templates, then the friend probably isn't ready for the job.

finnestdope:
Hello guys, please i need help here - insults and puns are allowed, too.

A friend of mine (gender not necessary here) needs to write a letter to the HR of a particular company.

The letter is simply to request for a timeoff (one week precisely).

This (request/plea) doesn't apply to me anyway - I haven't worked under people (been a freelancer all the while); thus, I'm not conversant with letter stuff!

I'm trying to help a friend who needs a week off, to rush back to school, and complete some tasks towards schools' reopening.

Thanks for your contributions.

I heartily appreciate in advance.

I can help her write the letter.. would he or she pay me?