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What Is Your Opinion About This Type Of Wife? by yellowpepper: 4:28pm On Sep 16
A group of tourists visited a Crocodile Farm and was on a floating structure in the middle of a pool full of huge crocodiles.

The Crocodile Farm Proprietor threw a challenge to his guests:

"Whoever dares to jump in, swim to the edge and survive, will be awarded $100,000USD

The silence was deafening... No one dared to.

Suddenly, a Man jumped into the pool.

He was chased by the crocodiles but with sheer luck he made it out of the pool alive - to the admiration of the other guests.

The Crocodile Farm Proprietor then proudly announced that;
“We have a brave winner”

After collecting his reward and all was over,
the couple went back to their hotel room.

The “supposed brave man” asked his wife;

“WHO PUSHED ME

His Wife smiled and comfortably replied;
"I did.”

"Behind every successful Man there is a Woman."

What is your opinion about this type of wife?
Re: What Is Your Opinion About This Type Of Wife? by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:34pm On Sep 16
How to describe this woman is only possible if/ when we know what this man does after she told him that she was the one who pushed him.

- if he does nothing and keep loving that demon...then she is one hell of a lucky woman.

- if he get rid of that demon instantly... then she got exactly what she deserves.

BTW I would even burn the money so she does not get her hands on it after divorce.

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Re: What Is Your Opinion About This Type Of Wife? by daddytime(m): 4:34pm On Sep 16
Na she be the serpent for garden of Eden.

We must go for another tour for that crocodile farm oh, walahi.

She sef must swim.

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