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What If Jonathan "travels To Another Planet" On May 30th! by egift(m): 1:20pm On Mar 03, 2011
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Ok! How do I start? Let me start with a prayer! May God grant Jonathan long life and prosperity! May he live all of his days in good health and sound mind!

I've started with a prayer so nobody accuses me of wishing Jonathan bad! I'm just asking a genuine question that any rational thinker would ask!

Now, lets assume Jonathan wins the election come April and is sworn in on May 29th 2011!Then on May 30th, he decides to "travel to another planet!

Questions
*Are we as Nigerians ready to accept Sambo as our president?

*Are all the Southerners in the crowd at the PDP rally who have chosen Jonathan because he is "one of us", ready to have a toothless lame-duck as as their president?

*Are all those shouting "Goodluck" ready to shout "Sambo" in the event of Jonathan "make an unplanned trip to say Jupiter or Venus"

*Are the supporters of the Jonathan ticket taking time out to ask themselves if Sambo has the required credential and political sagacity to lead this very complex cacophonous contraption called Nigeria?

*Are the proponents of "its the our turn" aware that they could end up with another Northern president? Are they not going to plunge Nigeria into another constitutional crisis in the event of such an unplanned trip as we saw in the case of YarAdua's trip to Saudi??

*Are the militants who adore Jonathan desperately not going to bomb this country to smithereens in the event we find ourselves with a Northerner as our President?

These questions are not out of place. First because, nobody knows tomorrow. Secondly, we are still fresh off the crisis that was caused by YarAdua's era. And Thirdly, because Jonathan most support in the South that his supporters would accept only someone from their region for now!
Re: What If Jonathan "travels To Another Planet" On May 30th! by Gbawe: 1:30pm On Mar 03, 2011
grin grin Nice wit . Some people think they have the monopoly on mischievous musings. In fact what if Jonathan , Sambo and David Mark "travel to another Planet" today?
Re: What If Jonathan "travels To Another Planet" On May 30th! by Pataki: 1:36pm On Mar 03, 2011
Now, lets assume Buhari wins the election come April and is sworn in on May 29th 2011!Then on May 30th, he decides to "travel to another planet!

Please kindly correct this error in bold!
Re: What If Jonathan "travels To Another Planet" On May 30th! by PapaBrowne(m): 1:46pm On Mar 03, 2011
Now, lets assume Buhari wins the election come April and is sworn in on May 29th 2011!Then on May 30th, he decides to "travel to another planet!

*Are all the Southerners in the crowd at the PDP rally who have chosen Jonathan because he is "one of us", ready to have a radical Pastor as as their president?

grin grin grin!! The bolded in red! Just another reason why plagiarism is a criminal offence!!
Re: What If Jonathan "travels To Another Planet" On May 30th! by egift(m): 4:29pm On Mar 03, 2011
PapaBrowne:

grin grin grin!! The bolded in red! Just another reason why plagiarism is a criminal offence!!


Just a good dose of your moronic point of view grin
Re: What If Jonathan "travels To Another Planet" On May 30th! by egift(m): 4:33pm On Mar 03, 2011
So will these militants be shouting "Fresh Air" if Jonathan should take an unscheduled trip to say Planet Pluto on 30th May 2011?
Re: What If Jonathan "travels To Another Planet" On May 30th! by unipol(m): 7:09pm On Mar 03, 2011
i think that is every nigerian prayer, so that millions of lives will be saved.
Re: What If Jonathan "travels To Another Planet" On May 30th! by 9ijaMan: 9:58pm On Mar 03, 2011
unipol:

i think that is every nigerian prayer, so that millions of lives will be saved.

LWKMDFH. . . .
LOL!
Re: What If Jonathan "travels To Another Planet" On May 30th! by 10cirenoh: 10:08pm On Mar 03, 2011
SAMBO! SAMBO!! SAMBO!!!

FRESH AIR!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: What If Jonathan "travels To Another Planet" On May 30th! by egift(m): 10:11pm On Mar 03, 2011
10cirenoh:

SAMBO! SAMBO!! SAMBO!!!

FRESH AIR!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin

Mu he he he grin grin grin
Re: What If Jonathan "travels To Another Planet" On May 30th! by Kobojunkie: 10:16pm On Mar 03, 2011
Now Bakari is a radical pastor?
Re: What If Jonathan "travels To Another Planet" On May 30th! by Nobody: 10:58pm On Mar 03, 2011
Poster, what makes you think Nigeria is not considered "another planet"? lipsrsealed
Re: What If Jonathan "travels To Another Planet" On May 30th! by egift(m): 11:07pm On Mar 03, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

Poster, what makes you think Nigeria is not considered "another planet"? lipsrsealed
grin grin grin grin

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