An alarming news story is now emanating from the White House in Washington, even as a Corona virus demented Donald Trump runs amok in the hallways frightening employees, and making most stay at home. Now another danger has emerged to terrorize the White House Press Corps, and it takes the form of Renegade Raccoons, which have lately been attacking reporters' camera bags, and even chasing people and causing them to flee for dear life.

Conspiracy theorists in da house DEMAND to know whether this new development is being orchestrated by the President, in an attempt to flush out all members of the press who have been trying to film and document the president's descent into madness. We DEMAND to know whether these might be highly trained 'coons, that pose a clear and present danger to reporters and even to any democrats found in and around the White House.

Odikwa serious. https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/white-house-reporter-raccoons-video-170742979.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9zZWFyY2gueWFob28uY29tLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAJ4qdex65RYCghyEwwkwUEEe3RJjCgCL7H8k5InJC_XtCU-T33j3us7_t54gj4t59xIJN6r5QiAqA7tdWvB2VmMudvBqwclJ4tbZCW_KARAo4VK8GjBusLFHIYbi2GnfNUQj2PuJQVxXEX69rAJ43_QD1njSVqbCG4nGZnXWEWOR

There is even some speculation that since the term "coon" is used by racists in the USA to describe black people, these dangerous animals were specifically selected to clear the White Houser of pesky reporters, while at the same time allowing the president to pretend he likes "coons", whether of the four-legged variety, or of the two-legged species.

All hands must be on deck to checkmate the incessant attacks by raccoons on White House reporters, and I would even go as far as to suggest that a high powered delegation could be dispatched to Washington from Abuja Nigeria, so as to investigate this troubling phenomenon of rampaging killer 'coons, and determine both the immediate and remote causes of their sudden militancy, so as to forestall any similar occurrence from taking place in Nigeria's seat of power.