THE BAD BOY IN ASO ROCK

'Buhari has been a bad boy' Dictator General, Buba baba, enter Aso, growing younger, London goer, Melanin poppin, Sinzu spender. Three gbosa for original bad boy extraordinaire. Billie Elish may have gotten the inspiration for her Grammy award winning song: Bad Guy from Buhari, in fact let us invite her to remake the song for our Bad boy. The lyrics could go like this:

White agba flowing, keeping silent to what's happening in the country
Monitoring your cows via your tab
Everything wey we dey do no concern you
Sitting there bitches twerking for you

Chorus

You are bad boy, looking so tense man
You have been a bad boy looking for some bad chicks
Hajiya Farooq is a bad bitch, she seem not to get enough damn
You are a bad boy


But mind you Buhari is not the only bad boy around; there are many other bad boys; Osibanjo is a silent bad boy, Ahmad Lawal is a bad chap, Adamu Adamu is bad man, Omo-Agege, him na baddo - from shouting Jega you are corrupt to organizing thugs to steal the maize from the house, in fact Omo-Agege is a baddosneh. Lai Mohammed is a dangerous chu chu mallam, an information-less minister with a nag for telling lies - perhaps like his name as many has alluded.

The minister of Humanitarian Affairs and Disaster Management, Hajiya Farooq is a bad bitch - street to the teeth, from cornering trailer loads of Dabino donated by the Saudi Arabian government for internally displaced persons in Kano to redepositing billions of money meant for palliatives to cushion the effect of Covid-19 and also billions of naira released for the school feeding program. In fact Hajiya Farooq is like Cardi B and Nikki Minaj in one, rogue, gangsta and a notorious bitch.

The list of all the bad guys, niggars and bitches in power are unendless, bad boys and bitches shouldn't be in place of leadership, they should all be retired to prison.

Buhari has been a bad boy rejected and chased out of town, do you know what the bad boy did? He swapped khaki for agbada and deceived our collective consciousness. The same thing they want to do with SARS, baptize them with a new name, change their uniform and arm them some more. Our eyes are now open. Retire the dictator now!
# EndBadGovernanceNow
# EndPoliceBrutality
# RetireTheBadboy
# EndSars